Trump to lay out first 100 days in Gettysburg speech
Source: The Hill
Donald Trump will deliver a major speech Saturday morning to lay out his priorities for his first 100 days as president, aides confirmed Friday night.
The GOP nominee's speech in Gettysburg, Penn., home of the turning point battle in the Civil War and the site of Abraham Lincoln's famed address, will serve as the beginning of the campaign's closing argument just 16 days before Election Day.
Campaign aides were tight-lipped about specific details for his 100-day plan, instead noting that it will be a "very specific, detailed vision" for "economic and physical security."
One aide compared it to the GOP's 1994 "Contract with America," the Republican plan spearheaded by Newt Gingrich that helped the party win back the House.
Read more: http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/302314-trump-to-lay-out-first-100-days-in-gettysburg-speech
1. Rename Washington DC "Donaldgrad"
2. Move the Russian embassy to the White House West Wing
3. Meet with Komrade Putin for marching orders and a quickie
4. Repeal the 15th and 19th Amendments...hell, repeal every amendment but the 2nd
5. Start watering crops with Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator instead of water
6. Grab some pussies
7. Vaporize the entire world in a nuclear holocaust because someone said something mean about him on Twitter
Laf.La.Dem.
(2,946 posts)emulatorloo
(44,187 posts)as he's gone totally off the rails. Whining about how poorly he's been treated, and threatening to sue everybody.
Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)sofa king
(10,857 posts)"Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Mexicans won at Appomatox?"
Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)exboyfil
(17,865 posts)that broke the back of the Confederacy - most call them rebels, Trump calls them his base.
Something of a desecration that he would speak at the same location where one of the finest American speeches ever was given.
Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)Republicans do love to kowtow to chickenhawks.
But on the bright side, this is a fab opportunity for Comrade Casino to strut and fret like a peacock.
book_worm
(15,951 posts)Hillary can say she has been talking about her priorities since day one.
Paladin
(28,276 posts)Helpful hint to Trump: No, Lincoln's not buried at Gettysburg.
Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)Paladin
(28,276 posts)That "not at Gettyburg" hint I gave him ought to have him tied in knots until after the election.
Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)Paladin
(28,276 posts)gordianot
(15,245 posts)The 2nd amendment creates enough chaos it provides conservatives with excuses for serious repression.
Cooley Hurd
(26,877 posts)jcgoldie
(11,648 posts)Lay out his 1st 100 days as well. At this point he has just about as much chance of ever becoming the president as Donald Trump.
mainer
(12,029 posts)The stress and the damage to his ego, the fact he's now an object of ridicule in his hometown, is building to an imminent explosion.
Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)that he keeps folding newspapers into Napoleon hat shapes and wearing them around campaign H.Q.
Conaway asked where does he keep getting those papers? Because no one around here reads papers.
Another staffer said the campaign had bought 50,000 copies of the Santa Barbara News-Press, and he keeps going down to the garage and getting a new one, after the old one gets confiscated.
Distressed staffers are trying to get rid of the bales of newspapers. They're especially dismayed by the way he sticks his tongue out of one side of his mouth, while he's wearing the hat.
When those 100,000 copies
of the Waxahachie Daily Light,
that the campaign ordered,
get shipped in,
the shit is really going to hit the fan.
But there's a no-refunds policy, so the delivery can't be cancelled.
Watch out for campaign panic, and mass desertions, when that shipment arrives.
wordpix
(18,652 posts)around his shoulders when he was giving that meltdown crazy clown comedy bits at Al Smith dinner.
Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)sewn on, like the one I saw dRump's people using at that dinner.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought capes were supposed to be sleeveless.
Gman
(24,780 posts)And his right wing nut followers days before his ignominious defeat. Gettysburg serves as a reminder of what happened the last time the right wing got seriously out of control.
Rocknrule
(5,697 posts)something something MAGA"
trusty elf
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Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)wordpix
(18,652 posts)indigoth
(137 posts)Not to be a critic, but
The hand is too big
trusty elf
(7,402 posts)elmac
(4,642 posts)I always knew he was a little handed mobster.
nolabear
(41,991 posts)Gettysburg? That asshole. That pompous, bloviating, self-aggrandizing, narcissistic, maniacal, evil little man. If ever I wished there was a God that had a sense of humor and could stroke him out right there...
benld74
(9,910 posts)I will make Day 1 GREAT!!
I will make Day 2 GREAT!!
I will make Day 3 GREAT!!
I will make Day 4 GREAT!!
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Anyone notice similarities to Bart Simpson on the school blackboard?
mountain grammy
(26,655 posts)Grab some pussy...a day in the life of the Donald.
Rorey
(8,445 posts)So far, his plan is to whine a whole lot about how everyone treats him. And he plans to sue all of the women he sexually assaulted.
Rorey
(8,445 posts)It's a beautiful Colorado morning and listening to this pile of orange pus is making me nauseous, so I turned him off.
duffyduff
(3,251 posts)secondwind
(16,903 posts)Hillary and the media.
He is promising them UNICORNS
mdbl
(4,976 posts)I quit watching after the first 10 mins of stupidity
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Ugh
moonscape
(4,673 posts)Apparently Eric Trump's last round of fund-raising letters included them (watching my Tivoed Lawrence this AM so it's verbatim):
This is what my father is determined to do in his first 100 days in office - this is what we're fighting for. He will:
- appoint judges who will uphold our constitution
- immediately negotiate better trade deals
- change federal immigration rules and cancel numerous regulations, to provide more high-paying jobs to our people
- open up energy production to jumpstart our economy
- repeal the Obamacare disaster to provide relief to American families
Hard to wait for the election to be over.
lark
(23,158 posts)Abrogating treaties, stopping all environmental regulations, cutting taxes, increasing the military and thereby causing a recession the likes of which we've never seen. Ending ACA with nothing but empty air to replace it at the same time the environment will become so much more toxic due to no regulations, more miners dying than ever,more people sicker than ever. Health savings accounts are only for the rich, won't help unemployed or under employed and guess it's just OK with him for them to die? Penalties for companies closing businesses here (don't believe one word of that, total lie) but nothing about people like him doing all new manufacturing there. He complains about our ailing infrastructure but it's his party that caused that, his party that cut VA, they caused the issues and it's just another lie that he will fix these. Saying he'll make college more affordable, no mention of how, like always and like always, it's just another lie. Can't listen anymore, so tired of his almost 100% lies and distortions.
bullimiami
(13,105 posts)he is the bigliest liar ever.
promises everything to everyone.
BELIEVE ME.
chelsea0011
(10,115 posts)Funny. This is new news, I guess.
meadowlark5
(2,795 posts)A 20ft tall "TRUMP" needs to be installed on the front of the White House.
Forget about measuring for new drapes - the whole place will need to be gilded with gold.
underpants
(182,904 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)The remaining Democrats will be hunted down and defeated.
The mean things Crooked Hillary and her accomplices have said about me have left me scarred and deformed. But, I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger.
In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the United States of America will be reorganized into the Trump Empire for a safe and secure society!
Followed by chants of Build that Wall and other stupid crap....
LenaBaby61
(6,979 posts)Speech given by a MESSY, MUDDLED racist, tired and CRAZY man (And I use the word "Man" loosely).
And he's not going to sue ANY of his accusers, because that would require something he doesn't want, and that's called DISCOVERY. Once again, he's talking loud and saying nothing. Empty rhetoric in that rambling "Gettysburg Speech," which was crazy. There's something for everybody: Racist rhetoric, there's tax-cuts for the richest 1%, there would be no regulations of companies which will mean there'd be more serious decimation of the environment and more, more talk of Mexico paying for the wall, and because he knows that he's losing "BIGLY," he once again said that the election was rigged against him and of course he wants to put Hillary in jail to chants of "Lock her up" in the background by his basket of racist & sexist and dumb deplorables
A ridiculous speech for him & his rancid deplorables.
There's roughly 2 more weeks left in the embarrassing, rolling freak show that has been a tRump candidacy
Turbineguy
(37,372 posts)will not be satisfied until they have been wiped out and living in their cars as a result of Trump getting in. And then they will think it was their patriotic duty.
If Hillary Clinton wins we get (at least) 4 years of fake scandals. This country will be like Palestine. Broken.
Mendocino
(7,511 posts)If Trump wins (like yaah) the Headline would be:
*Donald to lay out 18 holes at Trump Gettysburg Bushwood CC*
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)Might be a good gesture (or is Ike a pariah to the Republicans today)?
jmowreader
(50,563 posts)1. Throw Hillary Clinton in jail.
2. Send 250,000 troops to Iraq to take ISIS' oil.
3. Direct the same masonry company that built Trump Tower to start building a wall.
4. Throw Bill Clinton in jail.
5. Sue every woman whose pussy he grabbed for violating the NDA she signed.
6. Send 250,000 troops to Mexico to force them to pay for his wall.
7. Throw Chelsea Clinton in jail.
8. Begin the process of deporting all the illegal immigrants who aren't currently working for Donald Trump.
9. Confiscate the guns of all liberals because the Second Amendment says only the People have the right to bear arms, and he doesn't consider liberals to be people.
10. Throw Marc Mezvinsky in jail.
11. Close all fraudulent charities, "fraudulent" defined as any charity without his name on it, and throw their officers in jail.
12. Extend capital punishment to lesser crimes because there's no more room in the prisons.
13. Throw Chelsea and Marc's baby in prison.
14. Declare all Americans to be liberals so he can confiscate everyone's guns.
15. Announce his new children's club, the Trump Youth.
16. Announce the greatest women's slogan of all time, Children, Church, Kitchen.
17. Begin growing Charlie Chaplin mustache.
18. Hold major prime time address to detail the Final Solution to the Muslim Problem.
19. Orders Volkswagen, Samsung, Apple and all other countries currently importing goods to the US to close their overseas factories and manufacture in the US like all good American companies do.
20. Trump revolution ends on Day 3 as he and his advisors are lined up against the White House fence and executed in a hail of bullets fired by as much of the 101st Airborne Division as they could pack into all the C-5 cargo planes they could scrape together on six hours' notice. Hillary Clinton is asked to take the presidency; she graciously accepts and, as her first act, hand-writes an executive order repealing Trump's gun grab. Breitbart-dot-com immediately goes dark as it's readers realized they were lied to.
BumRushDaShow
(129,543 posts)where Lincoln represented "the (hated) North" per much of the GOP "base", who are confederate-descended Southerners, boggles the mind.