InfoWars host Alex Jones charged with DWI

[brooklynite]

Source: Axios

InfoWars host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was arrested early Tuesday and charged with driving while intoxicated in Travis County, Texas, the Austin-American Statesman reports.

Details: The 46-year-old radio host, who has been banned from most major Big Tech platforms, was released on bail almost four hours after his arrest. In December, a judge ordered him to pay $100,000 in court costs and legal fees in a case brought by a Sandy Hook family after his unsubstantiated conspiracy theories about the mass shooting.

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[iscooterliberally]

1. He's only 46? I thought he was a lot older than that. n/t

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. I've noticed a lot of raging hate-filled people seem to physically age at a faster rate.

[blueinredohio]

6. Great minds think alike lol. I'm 62 and I thought he was my age.

[KWR65]

7. He doesn't have any gray hair.

Back in the early 2000's I used to sell Alex Jones Videos on the Internet. I never realized that he actually believed the nonsense he spouted.

[iscooterliberally]

11. I thought maybe he was just dying his hair or using that grecian formula stuff.

He really looks like hammered shit to me. Yikes!

[deurbano]

30. I know!

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

38. That's a hard 46...

[tonekat]

41. You Said It!

It's like a Night Gallery episode about someone who spews and encourages evil, and it takes its toll on his appearance.

I know there's an exact analogy but I can't think of it.

[Cronezilla]

45. Perhaps..

the Night Gallery episode was loosely based on Oscar Wilde's
novel "A Picture of Dorian Gray". The title character
was a wealthy man, handsome and youthful in appearance,
but selfish, vain and evil. An artist's portrait of him, carefully
hidden in his attic, aged in place of him, and revealed the hideous
ugliness of his true personality. Jones, on the other hand, is just
plain ugly and mean, no artwork necessary.

[TexasBushwhacker]

44. It's not the age, it's the mileage

And a heart full of hate takes its toll. Just ask Andrew Breitbart. Dropped dead of a heart attack at 43. Didn't look a day over 55.

[rpannier]

46. I did too

I thought he started his spew back in the mid-90's
I guess it's time for a song
"Still crazy after all these years"

[CaptYossarian]

2. Finally, some good news today.

[Bev54]

3. LOL Moron

I hope they put him in jail, I am surprised to hear he isn't already.

[lastlib]

21. Drunk While Idiotic? Driving While Insane?

Dumb Worthless Ignoramus?

All of the above?

[monmouth4]

5. My two sons are in their mid and late 50s and look years younger than him. WOW!!..n/t

[lambchopp59]

8. LMFAO, karma's a bitch!

Hey Alex:

[Javaman]

9. fuck him.

in that article from the New York Times. "I worked for alex jones and regret it" he wrote about how jones was basically drinking all the time.

sounds like he's finally circling the drain. fuck him.

[ArizonaLib]

10. Explains how he is able to sleep at night

Too drunk for his mind to work.

[Mendocino]

17. A gallon of vodka plus

a barrel of red bull, shaken and slurred.

[ArizonaLib]

20. Right on! "Shaken and Slurred"

nm

[mwooldri]

12. 6 months of jail time sounds good to me.

Texas law allows for 3-180 days in jail for this. Take away his license and throw his ass in the city joint...

[lastlib]

22. (I get your point.......)

Yeah.

[gibraltar72]

13. Another Deep Deep state conspiracy.

[Grokenstein]

14. Gives him and his cult fodder for more conspironuttery

"I barely escaped with my life!"
"You paid bail and walked out."
"Ninjas! Ninjas cloned from Bill and Hillary Clinton!! Attack!! I banished them to the Netherdimension with my mighty chest hair!"
"Yeah, that didn't happen."
"YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP!! HIKEEEEBAH!!"

[Warpy]

15. Getting shitfaced on a Monday night looks especially bad

and makes me wonder how many times "Do you know who I am?" has worked to get him let off in the past.

[3catwoman3]

16. Lock him up!

LOCK.HIM.UP!!!

[SayItLoud]

18. Someone please get the booking photo....let's mash it up with Gaetz !!

[joost5]

19. Thoughts and prayers.

https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_675,w_1200,x_0,y_0/dpr_1.5/c_limit,w_1044/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1583867198/200310-Sommer-Alex-Jones-tease_gtuich

[TygrBright]

23. It's Obama's fault. n/t

[rickford66]

24. Medal of Freedom coming up

[relayerbob]

25. Driving while ignorant?

[Under The Radar]

26. Are you sure that they searched his car good?

[yuiyoshida]

27. Throw away the key!

[howardmappel]

28. We did not frame him for this

To Whom It May Concern:

Speaking on behalf of THE POWERS THAT BE, the Illuminati (Western Division), the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderbergs, the Rothschilds, the Lizard people (but only the ones from Sagittarius), the Mole people, the Flat Earth people (not the advocates for a flat earth, but the passport carrying Flatties),George Soros (so long as his checks keep clearing), the International Society for Pizza Eating Pedophiles, Queen Elizabeth II, the Masons, the Vatican, the secret Royal Families (you know who you are) and, above all of and controlling all the others, my fellow members of the Tribe, the Jooz,

We wish to publicly state that we had nothing to do with Alex Jones being arrested for drunk driving.

[Mortos]

29. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Alex Jones' mugshot after being arrested in Texas for DUI.

[LuvNewcastle]

31. Pulled over by a black helicopter?

[bucolic_frolic]

32. When I was political junkie newbie

I watched an AJ video, about 2008. He said something nice about HRC in the first few minutes. I thought hey, this guy's really astute. Half way through all hell broke loose on Democrats, HRC, the kitchen sink. So I learned my lesson, though the triangulation was still unrecognized. Nice to see him drunk on a Monday night.

[Pepsidog]

33. Haha

[LuvNewcastle]

34. Wish he'd hit a tree.

[Initech]

43. If he's driving that weird armored car that he owns...

He would more likely do more damage to the tree.

[BlueIdaho]

35. Again?

Is he getting close to mandatory prison time yet?

[marble falls]

36. Sooooo I'm guessing it wasn't a 'black chopper' that got him ...

[marble falls]

37. There goes his Jim Beam Black 'drink responible' representivie gig.*

*just a joke, I have no knowledge of a relationship between Alex Jones and Jim Beam.

You'd have to ask them.

[Marcuse]

39. Fake News! False Flag Operation! Lookalike Actor! Entrapment by the Deep State!

[truthisfreedom]

40. Oh, and he's such a charming man.

Hopes and prayers, buddy!

[jmowreader]

42. I move we give him a Turkish DUI punishment

In Turkey, they drive you 20 miles out of town and make you walk back.