Trump declares Twitter national security threat after #DiaperDon trends following meltdown at

[highplainsdem]

Source: The Independent

Trump declares Twitter national security threat after #DiaperDon trends following meltdown at miniature table


Donald Trump has angrily declared Twitter a national security threat after #DiaperDon went viral following a news conference in which he repeatedly complained about perceived injustices.

“Twitter is sending out totally false ‘Trends’ that have absolutely nothing to do with what is really trending in the world. They make it up, and only negative ‘stuff’,” the US president tweeted without providing evidence in the early hours of Friday morning.

Mr Trump did not say which trending topic upset him, but following Thursday’s press briefing, which saw him furiously assail a reporter from behind a surprisingly small desk, the hashtag #DiaperDon surged towards the top of Twitter’s trending list in the US and UK.

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MeidasTouch, an anti-Trump political action committee, took credit for the initial use of the hashtag on Friday morning.

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Read more: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/trump-twitter-diaperdon-election-press-conference-b1762682.html

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No, this is NOT Borowitz, or The Onion.

This is a regular news article by a reporter for The Independent.

And if Trump was having a meltdown last night, it's probably worse this morning with #DiaperDon still the #1 trend on Twitter.


MeidasTouch tweet that started it:

Link to tweet

[empedocles]

1. .

[soothsayer]

2. Heeheehee

[calimary]

3. HE'S the national security threat!

All by him widdle self.

[Rebl2]

39. That's for sure!

[Cha]

67. Yeah.. he's Projecting Again.

[Mike Nelson]

4. Ha-ha!

... Twitter is kind to him. I see FB actually removes posts... does Twitter? I see they put a Warning on his posts, but that is becoming so common it has no real effect, anymore. They need to do something stronger.

[Submariner]

5. Diaper Don is having a "I don't get no respect" Rodney Dangerfield moment

and probably wants to kill the twitter CEO.

[PatSeg]

56. He loves Twitter when it goes his way

and when he can get away with putting down other people, but when it goes against him, it is a national security threat. He certainly lives by a different set of rules than everyone else.

[Rorey]

6. Such thin skin

Perhaps that's why he paints it orange.

[empedocles]

7. Have to admit, trump does have a certain 'consistency' about him

May come from his living with his head up his own ass - and recycling 'consistency'?

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword? (nt)

[Glorfindel]

13. "More of a letter-opener, really."

from "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"

[thucythucy]

75. Maybe we're BOTH crazy I dunno

but maybe that's why I lover her so.

[calimary]

9. Is THAT in the Oval Office???

WHERE’S the Resolute Desk? He didn’t make off with it already, did he???

I swear to Dear God in Heaven, I hope they’re watching him like hawks while he’s still lurking in the White House. He better not try to walk out with anything that was there before HE got there. That’s the property of THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. NOT him!!!!!

[Deuxcents]

24. That's what I'm saying

[getagrip_already]

40. he is known to grab pieces of art he likes and has them brought to the wh......

He grabbed some from the paris embassy. He's had several pieces taken from national archives.

They will surely disappear. Under cloud of pardon.

[whopis01]

68. No. n/t

[bucolic_frolic]

10. Getting very much closer to the truth, are we?

[essaynnc]

11. Oh please tell me that this is the Onion...??!! eom

[PJMcK]

12. Wait a minute

In the past, Trump has touted Twitter as the perfect platform for him to speak directly to the people without the filter of "fake news."

I don't really expect consistency from Trump but if Twitter is so bad, why does he use it every single fucking day?

[Lock him up.]

69. ummm because he's got over 73 million voteR$ he can gRift donation$ from. n/t

[NewJeffCT]

14. Republicans don't understand how algorithms work

do they?

[procon]

15. Look at his big butt!

There's so much diaper padding in his pants that the vent in his coat is gaping open. What else could it be? Yeah, his lard ass is big, but that squishy bulge in his butt is extra thick pee padding.

[highplainsdem]

16. Yep. See this tweet:

Link to tweet

[liberalla]

36. size: Y U G E !!

hilarious!

[leftieNanner]

37. Thanks for the laugh HPD!

This definitely made me LOL.

[Illumination]

31. That's gotta smell like a sewer system down there! No wonder Melania is awol...phew! What a

stench that must be!..... ..... ..... .....

[DENVERPOPS]

66. They have finally gotten to the point

where they put him on furniture and in a room that are easily cleaned up when his diaper has a "blow out".........

I would hate to be the cleaning people in the white house, or the white house plumber when he can't flush his toilet and his Depends won't flush down the toilet every single day.......YUUUUUUK......He always complains about toilets needing to be flushed ten times, and the showers not having enough water to wash him off afterwards????????

[birdographer]

70. Or..

It's time to be changed...

[UpInArms]

17. Oh dear gawd

This thinskinned tiny handed narcissist is the threat to our national security

He has used twitter as a megaphone of hate and division ...

One who lives by the sword, dies by the sword

[They_Live]

26. He'll be even more of a national security threat

after he leaves office. We must put him and his family in jail indefintely to be safe.

[George II]

18. No matter that 2,000 Americans will die today or tens of thousands will become infected....

His fragile ego is most important in his demented mind.

[Firestorm49]

19. He's delusional and needs serious medical help.WHERE'S HIS FRICKING PROOF!

[Dave in VA]

20. Don't forget

Always put "MOMMY!" in front of everything that the orange hemorrhoid says!

"MOMMY! The twitter is being unfair!"

[NurseJackie]

21. At some point, he'll proclaim "you don't have Trump to kick around any more..."

At some point, he'll proclaim "you don't have Trump to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference."

[LuckyLib]

61. I actually remember Tricky Dick's proclamation. My Dad and

I laughed out loud, and my siblings and I used it to make our parents laugh when we were leaving after vacation visits. Some stuff just becomes part of the culture.
And we thought Nixon was the most nuts and corrupt a president could be. Chump change compared to the Dumpster!

[captain queeg]

22. I just hope he doesn't start a war to prove he's a big boy

I don’t think he formally declared Twitter a national security threat, that would mean he’d have no outlet for his craziness.

[BlueWavePsych]

23. #DiaperDon

[Roc2020]

25. he has been whining...NOT winning

since day one. He loved to give nic names and 'diaper don' has stuck to him and he doe not like it. Reaping.

[keithbvadu2]

64. Moscow Mitch did not like his name either

Moscow Mitch did not like his name either

[Illumination]

27. THIS is what happens when you're an "adult" & still make pee pee in the bed!...

..... .....

[machoneman]

28. Not the Oval Office. Odd that it's not there nor is the desk nearly big enough for any President.

Reminds me of that old SNL skit where Reagan is a doddering old & senile fool in the Oval Office. Yet once a staffer or reporter leaves, he rips off the phony act and starts planning a major war!

Gee, I wonder if the Resolute Desk was covered with maps, war plans on flip charts, surrounded by various generals, talking about a strike on Iran? Maybe that's why he was outside the OO and at that tiny desk?

[electric_blue68]

80. That SNL Reagan sketch...

was hysterical !
I think his schedule he has a photoshoot with the girl scouts; he's his avuncular self and after they're ushered out his other people come back, he turns sharp, a world map rolled down on the wall, and as you said go back to planning a war.

So unexpected!

[sarge43]

29. Instead of ignoring it, Moron guaranteed The Playtime Table pic will never go away.

He's forever linked to himself, a perfect summation of his childish, bad seed 'character'.

Good.

[OLDMDDEM]

30. Dear Dumpy

It's so nice to see you at a desk that fits your ego. Makes it look bigger, doesn't it? Declaring a national security issue is an important step for any president. What you are doing, and have done in the past, is do things that are for you, and you alone. If you don't like what someone is saying, too bad, they are no longer liked on your Twitter account. But, when you spew your filth on Twitter, all is okay. Yet, Twitter does the right thing and says what you are saying is factually misleading. Do you realize you are the WiNNINGEST lying president we have ever had and the #1 liar on Twitter? Over 25,000 and counting. Maybe you should try for 30,000. That shouldn't be difficult for you. Right now, the best thing you can do is lay low. 80,000,000 people and counting voted against you. No, this was not fraudulent ballots. Your mouth was fraudulent from day one of your term. So, lay low and STFU for the sanity of 330 million people, of which most voted against you. You and your family will look good in orange jump suits. That will match your hair.

[Mr. Ected]

32. This guy, with millions of bot and fake account followers

Dares to assert that Twitter is making shit up?

Dude, you are only beloved by the oligarchs and the minions they've brainwashed.

What you see is what the rest of the REAL world thinks of you.

Spoiler alert: they hate your fucking guts.

[BobTheSubgenius]

33. As I said earlier...

...he's a caricature. He's playing Alec Baldwin playing him.

[cstanleytech]

34. I bet he did crap his nappy after Biden handed him his ass during those debates earlier this year.

[Kitchari]

35. I hope #DiaperDon keeps trending

It's a reality check that he can actually comprehend

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

38. He needs a Twitter break n/t

[Bayard]

41. Donnie Cartman

[William Seger]

42. No, Twitter is a DiaperDon security threat

This is the sort of ego injury that triggers petty vindictiveness in a malignant narcissist.

[GoneOffShore]

43. Just retweeted that to Diaper Don.

The more people who retweet it, the crazier he gets.

[tymorial]

44. This one killed me

[RussBLib]

55. if that desk is not a metaphor...n/t

[Pluvious]

45. Playschool meme FTW !!

The other trending HT is the ole standby #TrumpIsALaughingstock

Shirley we've earned these delicious moments of schudenfrude

Link to tweet

[SergeStorms]

49. Read the maximum weight warning on the box!

19kg. (42 lbs.) His soiled Huggy weighs that much! Ol' Lard Ass is really stress testing that Playskool equipment.

[Pluvious]

50. Lmao

The jokes, practically just write themselves !!

[muriel_volestrangler]

51. Even better: "continuous adult supervision required; never use near ... steps, or sloped driveways"

That's Donnie Smallgloves to a tee.

[newdayneeded]

53. Action figure

Push the button on his back and the arm extends and points to any other person in the room!

Squeeze his shoulder and he says several patriotic statements!

"That's so unfair"

"I should get 1 or 2 more terms yet"

"Fraud!!"

"I know more than all the generals"

Get your little donny TODAY!

[mdelaguna]

46. The replies on twitter (MeidasTouch's original post)

are pure gold.

[bucolic_frolic]

47. 80 million strong!

Beat 2016 by what - 14 million?

Rethug cheating and suppression insufficient! Losers!

Republicans did better than Trump. The American political middle held its ground!

[peggysue2]

48. Somewhat ironic that the man who tweets relentlessly,

tweets political issues, fires staff and lies, lies, lies, now is screaming that Twitter is a national security threat.

He's just miffed by being called out for childish behavior, sitting at his Big Boy's desk pretending to be president. The diaper scorn has been going on for years. He doesn't want to be mocked? Or disrespected? Then he should act like a grown man, put down his own childish mocking and disrespect of everything and everyone.

Live by Twitter, die by twitter.

[Iggo]

52. President Shit-a-Pants.

Get THAT one trending.

[jalan48]

54. Yesterday a Twitter national security threat, today a high ranking Iranian nuclear physicist is

assassinated creating a real national security threat.

[orangecrush]

76. Exactly.

[karin_sj]

57. Diaper Don joins the Tea Party

Link to tweet

[ck4829]

58. Wait... this isn't a parody article? Oh my God.

[rocktivity]

59. Well, exactly WHAT is Don's problem with #DiaperDon -- that HE doesn't wear diapers

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or that he DOES?

And so what if he does? It shouldn't matter if ANYBODY does, and NOBODY should be ridiculed for it. I mean, it's no worse than stuttering...


rocktivity

[11 Bravo]

60. The only threat I see in that picture is the environmental threat posed ...

by the hazardous waste sloshing around in his full-to-overflowing adult diaper.

[yuiyoshida]

62. oh how fun

I gotta get in on this!!!

[generalbetrayus]

63. MeidasTouch.com had the best anti-Trump videos on the internet during the campaign.

Now they are running anti-Perdue and anti-Loeffler videos on the internet. Give them a look if you haven't already.

&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR2X1NZdH1va3lrb5JBu6iT_CHUYnsyhkfkVANhdO08ldYYBlIgnxO1syT8

Even Fox News hats Loeffler.

&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR278mLIgv8WdERl8fDgntivQSaczGp07hWyZFaX72L4KnsJ1Wi7CzIalKA

[keithbvadu2]

65. You had two years with both Houses under republican control to 'fix' this.

"Mr Trump and many Republican allies have repeatedly attacked Section 230 and have used its possible repeal as a threat against large internet companies they perceive as biased against conservatives.."

You had two years with both Houses under republican control to 'fix' this.

Why are you whining now?

[mia]

71. Talk about laughing out loud, just the title did that for me.

Add the image. Priceless!

[orangecrush]

72. Let's all go there

[truthisfreedom]

73. Amazing. Tiny hands folded on tiny desk, accentuating his huge ass.

It really does look like he’s wearing a diaper.

[TrogL]

74. Geez, I haven't tweeted in ages...

[UserNotFound]

77. Like all of "social media",

Twitter is an abomination. It's an affront to decent people everywhere. A "social media" version of the IED....

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

78. So, why not in the Oval office at the Resolute Desk?

Is he having it bugged & booby-trapped for when Biden moves in?

[LisaL]

79. Diaper Don is a good name for him.

NT