Trump claims he knows 'more about grass than any human being' in another bizarre rant

[riversedge]

Source: indy100.com


Brydie Monaghan 49m

Donald Trump's talking about grass... AGAIN.

This time during a photo op with National Guard troops, the president boasted he knows “more about grass than any human being” while talking about beautifying the nation.

“ I have a lot of golf courses all over the place. I know more about grass than any human being, I think, anywhere in the world. And we're gonna be re-grassing all of your parks, all brand new sprinkler systems, the best that you can buy,” Trump said.

Last week, Trump announced he was placing D.C. police under direct federal control and deployed 800 National Guard troops to the city despite crime rates declining in recent years....................



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🚨WTF: In a bizarre moment, Trump rants about grass at DC parks: “I know more about grass than any human being… Grass has a life. We have a life, and grass has a life. The grass here died about 40 years ago.”

Has Trump’s completely lost his mind?

Link to tweet

TRUMP HAS TALKED ABOUT GRASS PRIOR TO THIS TIME:

Really American 🇺🇸
@ReallyAmerican1
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Aug 13
His grass is grass: In the clearest example that his cognitive is gone, Trump says the word "grass" eight times in a 26-second span, and this deluded old man will be seated across from Putin in Alaska.

Where's the coverage on his cognitive decline?

Link to tweet

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Face it. TSF believes that he knows more about EVERYTHING than

ANYONE ELSE.

[Walleye]

24. Which is pretty weird because he doesn't know anything about anything

He keeps talking about crime in the cities and so far someone should ask him what was the last time he walked by himself down at city Street. I know Joe Biden, does it I know Barack Obama does. he is upset because he hast to see homeless people on his way to the golf course, geez, that’s a shame. Who knows, maybe Melanie told him that the national mall should be paved over

[Aristus]

28. Pretty common phenomenon among the mortally stupid.

Either they think they know everything, or they acknowledge that they know nothing and proclaim that something to be proud of.

Then, of course, there are those witless shit-muffins who claim they have "common sense", the last refuge of the paralyzingly idiotic.

[ReRe]

34. Aristus, I'd call him "Morbidly" stupid. n/t

[Irish_Dem]

54. Narcissists think they deserve the best.

Because they are so special.

The rest of us are suckers and losers who deserve nothing but misery and death.

[Walleye]

2. The press should keep on asking him questions about this and toilet flushing

And all of his crazy pet peeves. And let him go off on these things. We will maybe reach the moment where he gets the large ball bearings clicking in his hand and starts talking about strawberries being stolen The president of the United States should not be talking about grass. I remember before he was elected. The first time he said running a country was like running a golf course only was bigger. That’s how stupid and simplistic he is.

[wcollar]

20. Since he always wants fame and his name attached to things.

I think it would be appropriate to rename the Duning-Kruger Effect the DJT syndrome.

[Walleye]

23. Perfect. I think it's a whole new syndrome.

[ananda]

43. Kleomania

[MadameButterfly]

46. Even his golf courses lose money

so even if it were relevant, look out

[Walleye]

48. He is just a poor ass manager

[riversedge]

3. Trump said that his administration is set to re-do the parks in Washington, D.C.

Trump's ludicrous grass rant in front of baffled DC law enforcement officers
Before he was set to attend a ride along with the police of Washington, D.C. on Thursday, Trump went on a lengthy rant about grass

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/trumps-ludicrous-grass-rant-front-35773790

Lauren Peacock News Reporter
18:14 ET, 21 Aug 2025Updated 18:17 ET, 21 Aug 2025
US President Donald Trump speaks while visiting federal troops
Trump went on a long rant about grass on Thursday(Image: AFP via Getty Images)

Donald Trump went on a lengthy rant about grass on Thursday before he was set to join the police in Washington, D.C. for a ride along.


Trump said that his administration is set to re-do the parks in Washington, D.C. and would specifically focus on the grass, adding he hopes it will look like Trump National Golf Club. Trump said that grass "has a life" and stated that the grass in Washington, D.C. died "40 years ago".

[Walleye]

25. Yes, the crime rate is so bad we have to redo the lawns

Don’t know where he’s gonna get a landscape crew since he has deported everybody. And it’s too bad he’s more concerned about the life of a lawn than a person. But then he drives his golf carts on the greens. He has no respect for any living things

[Diamond_Dog]

35. There's money to re-sod all the parks in DC

But no money for weather reports, scientific research, Medicaid, food assistance, public education….

[Walleye]

39. Yes, I get really tired of people saying well if we didn't send money to Ukraine, etc. we have more money for social

Safety net. It’s not the lack of money. It’s the lack of will. They don’t wanna put their money into poor people, that’s it. They’d rather do lawns.

[MadameButterfly]

52. He is wasting money at such a rate that no amount of cuts

would balance the budget even without the billionaire tax cuts. This is a guy who never had to balance his personal budget his whole life. He just doesn't know how to think that way. What he wants, he gets.

He likes golf courses, he likes upscale places, he likes gold, he doesn't like people.

[Walleye]

58. Yep, it's pretty obvious. He doesn't like people, especially brown and female people, but no people.

And he hates the United States and what we stand for

[MadameButterfly]

49. I wish he would baffle enough police officers to get them to come over to our side

how many of them can listen to this stuff and then mindlessly follow his orders?

[bucolic_frolic]

4. Some reporter should ask him for details on Chewings Fescue

A rather obscure fescue variety. I bet he knows zippo.

[doc03]

12. I doubt he even knows about the least obscure variety. If he is asked that question he will

call the question stupid and call their employer low rated fake news.

[KS Toronado]

37. I'm betting he couldn't even name the grasses planted on his golf courses.

[Javaman]

5. given dear leaders boundless knowledge on all things...

I'm surprised some right wing moron hasn't created a trumpedia yet.

why get facts, they are so inconvenient, just get the "truth" from the mouth of the anus

[sop]

6. Meanwhile, he rips out the Rose Garden lawn and replaces it with brutalist concrete.

Someone, please, throw a net over this imbecile and have him taken away.

[k55f5r]

32. He knows grass, and THAT grass was

Democrat. He stopped it from sneaking into his bedroom at night and strangling him.

[twodogsbarking]

7. On a positive note, most people in nursing homes are women. The men generally die sooner. Think positive.

[Irish_Dem]

8. The best lawn sprinklers money can buy.

But no money for vaccines, cancer research, education, etc.

[Walleye]

51. Yes, screw water conservation. We have lawns to take care of.

[Botany]

63. From somebody who has been in the business for years nobody talks about sprinklers the proper term ..

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for lawn care … is irrigation. Krasnov is just out to lunch. Besides public parks and landscape/ecological restoration projects have worked for years not to use irrigation. It is expensive, wasteful, and not good for the environment. But as far as public areas in and around D.C. turf does serve a purpose but its management does not need Trump’s input.

[cstanleytech]

9. Lighting some up in his younger days many, many decades ago?

[GB_RN]

10. Wut?!?!

Jesus H Christ on a stick! I know that Cantaloupe Caligula the Corpulent has taken bizzare, off-the-wall and unhinged-ness to “levels never seen before,” but this is well beyond his usual. Where are the guys in the white outfits from Bellevue Hospital, who are supposed to come armed with sedatives and a straight jacket?!?!

[twodogsbarking]

11. His ass is grass. Send him to the home.

[Ray Bruns]

13. Someone needs to start asking him questions about grass.

Then we’ll know how much he knows about grass.

[sinkingfeeling]

14. The hell with providing adequate housing for the poor in DC.

Just spend millions on putting in new sod and sprinklers.

[tanyev]

15. Frustrated interior and landscape designer takes out his resentment on entire world.

[Hornedfrog2000]

16. What about epstein?

Who gives a fuck what this pedophile thinks about grass??

[rurallib]

17. May he find himself under some soon

[Diamond_Dog]

36. Best comment ✅✅✅

[Wonder Why]

18. Of course he does! He's been grazing on the American people for so many years, he has become an expert.

But mostly, he knows the weeds - they are all in his administration and party.

[jfz9580m]

19. Lawns are very bad for the environment

Which they have in common with Trump.

Excess water usage, chemicals, bad for insect life etc etc. Also imo fugly.

Just one article on that. If you DuckDuckGo “why lawns are bad for the environment” you will find a tonne of stuff.

https://www.peanc.org/devastating-environmental-cost-traditional-lawns

The Devastating Environmental Cost of Traditional Lawns

Aeliyra Kendall
January 30, 2023

Your lawn may seem like a small part of your home, but did you know that they have a significant environmental cost? Traditional lawns are composed of non-native grasses and plants that are not adapted to the region. They often require more water, fertilizers, and pesticides than lawns that use native grass and plants.

Traditional Landscaping Introduces Invasive Plants

Invasive plants are non-native plant species that have been introduced to an area and have the ability to outcompete native plants. They can often spread quickly and displace native plant populations. Traditional lawns are often composed of these non-native grasses that are invasive in nature. Which often requires the use of pesticides and fertilizers to maintain, which can lead to the spread of invasive plants.

Use of Harmful Pesticides And Fertilizer

The use of pesticides and fertilizers in lawn maintenance has a negative impact on the environment and human health. Pesticides harm local wildlife and contaminate local water resources. Fertilizers will lead to nutrient runoff, which harms aquatic life and contributes to the growth of harmful algae. Native landscaping will sustain itself and require less intervention to thrive.

It’s a Waste Of Water

While traditional lawns may appear lush and green, the maintenance required to keep them that way can put a strain on local water resources. In fact, traditional lawns consume more water than native landscapes, often requiring more frequent watering and leading to water waste. On the other hand, native landscapes are specially adapted to the unique climate and soil conditions of an area, making them much more water-efficient and less reliant on constant irrigation.

A Lack Important Biodiversity

Traditional lawns are often monocultures, meaning they consist of only one species of grass. This lack of diversity can have a detrimental impact on local biodiversity. A single species of grass does not provide food or shelter for a wide range of species, which in turn can lead to a decline in local wildlife populations. In contrast, native landscapes provide important habitats for local wildlife and support the overall biodiversity of a region.

Adding To Your Carbon Footprint

Traditional landscaping has a higher carbon footprint than native landscapes. The maintenance of traditional lawns requires the use of lawn equipment, such as lawn mowers, edgers, and trimmers, which can contribute to air pollution and greenhouse gas emissions. The use of these machines not only produces emissions but also consumes fossil fuels, which are a limited and non-renewable resource.

Other sources:

https://www.populationmedia.org/the-latest/the-cost-of-green-grass-how-our-lawns-are-wasting-water-and-harming-biodiversity

https://blog.nwf.org/2024/04/why-we-shouldnt-have-lawns/

[JohnnyRingo]

21. They'll have to wait until the return on those tax cuts kick in.

....maybe in two weeks, tops.

[radical noodle]

22. Another example

of his narcissism on full display.

[IronLionZion]

26. He's such a sheep

baaa....

[3catwoman3]

27. He thinks he knows more than anyone about everything...

…when the reality is he knows jackshit about anything except self promotion.

Despicable charlatan.

[marmar]

29. Because he has to graze every morning.

[paleotn]

30. Donnie, you don't know shit about anything.

[C_U_L8R]

31. Grass? I thought he said Ass.

[NNadir]

33. He's always been an uneducated ass, but he's really losing it.

Alzheimer's is a terrible disease but it couldn't happen to a more appropriate guy, the damage being done to the country and the world notwithstanding.

[Botany]

38. He is a "Fire Breathing Idiot." Re-grassing is not a word.

I am an expert in this stuff and there is no such thing as re-grassing it is called lawn
or turf care or reseeding or over seeding or installing sod. Parks, businesses, schools,
and homes all over America have been doing just that for years.

In parks where you have areas where the turf is thin which in most cases is from foot
traffic or lack of organic matter in the soil starting shortly the steps to repair the damaged
turf is:

Spread organic matter and top soil

Spread grass seed

Cover with straw or Penn Mulch

Use the appropriate grass seed mix.

Make sure the areas are watered

[Bayard]

50. I was waiting to hear from you on this topic, Botany

The only thing he knows about grass is that there is some on his golf courses.

Just more of his narcissistic pontificating.

[Botany]

61. Not only did he cement in the fact that he knows little if anything about turf grass and its management

but that he is deeply mentally ill too. I will guarantee you that national park service has at least 200
grounds keepers in the D.C. area that all forget more about grass then he would ever know. BTW
they are not called sprinklers in the trades but irrigation systems you also try to install types of grass
that do not need irrigation especially in public areas. It is a waste, open to damage, and not good for
the environment. If he knew a scintilla about turf grass he would know that you never drive your
golf cart on bent grass aka putting greens.

He really is insane.

[Blue Owl]

40. Get under the grass Donny

Six feet is a good distance

[chelsea0011]

41. Just have someone with some guts

to ask him what type of grass is planted at Turnbury of Mara Lago or what grass works best in DC and we can easily listen to him talk about how many times you have to flush a toilet. Guy is insane.

[patphil]

42. His obsession with the word "grass" is really weird.

Maybe because it ends in "ass", and he's having a "Beavis and Butthead" like reaction to saying "grass" over and over again.

[Orrex]

44. Why doesn't he just fucking die already?

[PhilG]

45. Proof ?

How is this not proof he's "away with the fairies" ?

[Marcuse]

47. He is stuck at Step #1.

[Marthe48]

53. DU needs a forum called Ravings of a gd lunatic

seriously

[pandr32]

55. Wuh-oh! He's going to build golf resorts in our park lands.

[jmbar2]

56. As demonstrated by Ivana's grave

Link to tweet

[Traildogbob]

57. Bull shit

Snoop Dog is the Grass expert, period. Willie knows a thing or two as well.

[surfered]

59. One explanation: He's started smoking it.

[Turbineguy]

60. Well, he is after all a stable genius.

Idiot.

[twodogsbarking]

62. Is that grass growing from his head? Crab grass no doubt.