Hillary Expected to Adopt All of Sanders’s Positions by Noon

[ghostsinthemachine]

BOROWITZ REPORT

JUST PUBLISHED 9:47 AM
Hillary Expected to Adopt All of Sanders’s Positions by Noon
BY ANDY BOROWITZ

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is on pace to adopt rival Bernie Sanders’s positions on all major issues by noon on Thursday, Clinton campaign officials have confirmed.

Within minutes of Sanders’s entry into the Democratic race, Clinton released position papers on trade, income inequality, national defense, and the environment that meticulously aped the Vermont senator’s views on those matters


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/hillary-expected-to-adopt-all-of-sanderss-positions-by-noon

[TheNutcracker]

1. satire?

[ghostsinthemachine]

4. of course... sort of (More satire)n/t

[markpkessinger]

7. Yes, satire -- that is what Andy Borowitz does (and does quite brilliantly, I might add) n/t

[monmouth4]

2. Read this on my newsfeed this a.m. on FB and everyone just loved it. Much support (even from

righties) for Bernie this morning. Have not seen one bad word or negative statement at least on FB...

[swilton]

3. Adopting the proposals in a campaign

is one thing. Being on the record as doing just the opposite and/or taking steps to implement them is entirely another

[yurbud]

5. DLC dem's first words once elected:

Psych!

[malthaussen]

6. No, that would be "gotcha."

"Psych" is probably a pretty early one, though.

-- Mal

[yurbud]

8. that was slang when I was a kid for "fooled you"

[malthaussen]

9. Aha! n/t