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Hillary Clinton Weighs Switching to Republican Party, Blames Bernie
Hillary Clinton has alternatives to running for president as a Democrat, according to this spurious (satirical) news source...
Hillary Clinton Weighs Switching to Republican Party, Blames Bernie
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced she was considering switching to the Republican Party to run for president, which she believed would greatly increase her chances of being in the general election due to the party's "facts-optional policy." Clinton blamed the need to consider becoming a Republican on her Democratic rival U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont, who had recently surged ahead of Clinton in polls of likely Democratic primary caucus-goers and voters in Iowa and New Hampshire, respectfully.
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Clinton smiled and stated, "As a Republican presidential candidate I can lie with impunity, accuse Bernie of some pretty wild things, and talk about the mythical 'job creators' while I push for more banking deregulation just like the stuff that helped cause the 2008 financial crisis."
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Hillary Clinton Weighs Switching to Republican Party, Blames Bernie (Original Post)
LS_Editor
Jan 2016
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sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)1. That word salad
shows a writer a little too close to deadline with a couple of drinks more than needed under the belt.
jmowreader
(50,567 posts)4. The Nil Admirari is a low-grade Onion
global1
(25,285 posts)2. So Instead Of Bernie Pulling Her To The Left - He Pushed Her To The Right.....
really humorous. Go Bernie!!!!!
LS_Editor
(893 posts)3. She is attacking his universal healthcare plan.
What kind of liberal is Hillary? The fake kind, it seems.