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Toon The Endangered Moderate Republican
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2012/01/08/opinion/sunday/the-strip.html#1
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Toon The Endangered Moderate Republican (Original Post)
n2doc
Mar 2012
OP
I like the punchline of the Progressive Democrat already extinct and in the museum!
Moonwalk
Mar 2012
#2
Definitely. I was feeling so superior to the Republicans, right up until that last panel. (n/t)
Jim Lane
Mar 2012
#5
New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct
smokey nj
Mar 2012
#10
Maven
(10,533 posts)1. "They're centrists. Doing nothing is what comes naturally to them."
and
Moonwalk
(2,322 posts)2. I like the punchline of the Progressive Democrat already extinct and in the museum!
Too right and too funny!
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)5. Definitely. I was feeling so superior to the Republicans, right up until that last panel. (n/t)
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)6. i agree...
truest frame in the bunch.
a2liberal
(1,524 posts)7. +1 (n/t)
texshelters
(1,979 posts)12. On the national level, that might be generally true
but locally, some progressive Dems still exist, and the Progressive Caucus in the House is the largest Democratic Caucus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congressional_Progressive_Caucus
So, they aren't extinct, they are underreported and out maneuvered by the more conservative DLC.
Peace,
Tex Shelters
hay rick
(7,624 posts)8. But you're forgetting about our President!
Oh.
Bette Noir
(3,581 posts)9. It's a funny bit, but not completely true.
There are dozens of progressive Democrats in the House and Senate. My own Senators, Wyden and Merkeley, are two. Unfortunately, they don't get much air time.
sharing..
sharing!
smokey nj
(43,853 posts)10. New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-breeding-program-aimed-at-keeping-moderate-rep,27371/
WASHINGTONSaying the now critically endangered species of politician is at high risk for complete extinction within the next 10 years, Beltway-area conservationists announced plans Monday for a new captive breeding program designed to save moderate Republicans.
According to members of the Initiative to Protect the Political Middle (IPPM), centrist Republicans, who once freely roamed the nation calling for both economic deregulation and a return to Reagan-era tax rates on the wealthy, are in dire need of protection, having lost large portions of their natural terrain to the highly territorial Evangelical and Tea Party breeds.
"Our new program is designed to isolate the few remaining specimens of moderate Republicans, mate them in captivity, and then safely release these rare and precious creatures back into the electorate," said IPPMs Cynthia Rollins, who traces the decline of the species to changes in the political climate and rampant, predatory fanaticism. "Within our safe, enclosed habitats, these middle-of-the-road Republican Party members can freely support increased funding for public education and even gay rights without being threatened by the far-right subgenus."
Working within a narrow three-election-cycle window to reverse the decline before extinction becomes imminent, political conservationists told reporters they have already begun the arduous process of tracking down members of the elusive breed of sensible, non-reactionary public officeholders, which a generation ago was one of the most plentiful GOP species in existence. <snip>
WASHINGTONSaying the now critically endangered species of politician is at high risk for complete extinction within the next 10 years, Beltway-area conservationists announced plans Monday for a new captive breeding program designed to save moderate Republicans.
According to members of the Initiative to Protect the Political Middle (IPPM), centrist Republicans, who once freely roamed the nation calling for both economic deregulation and a return to Reagan-era tax rates on the wealthy, are in dire need of protection, having lost large portions of their natural terrain to the highly territorial Evangelical and Tea Party breeds.
"Our new program is designed to isolate the few remaining specimens of moderate Republicans, mate them in captivity, and then safely release these rare and precious creatures back into the electorate," said IPPMs Cynthia Rollins, who traces the decline of the species to changes in the political climate and rampant, predatory fanaticism. "Within our safe, enclosed habitats, these middle-of-the-road Republican Party members can freely support increased funding for public education and even gay rights without being threatened by the far-right subgenus."
Working within a narrow three-election-cycle window to reverse the decline before extinction becomes imminent, political conservationists told reporters they have already begun the arduous process of tracking down members of the elusive breed of sensible, non-reactionary public officeholders, which a generation ago was one of the most plentiful GOP species in existence. <snip>
flamingdem
(39,313 posts)13. Good riddance to the lot of you
Democrats are perfectly capable of creating a left / right and center, we don't need no stinkin' GOP!
ellisonz
(27,711 posts)14. Should try feeding them magic brownies. n/t