TRUMP SAYS HE HAS BEEN TREATED VERY UNFAIRLY BY PEOPLE WHO WROTE CONSTITUTION
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Hinting darkly that theres something going on, Donald J. Trump complained on Friday that he has been treated very unfairly by the people who wrote the United States Constitution.
If the Constitution prevented me from doing one or two things, Id chalk that up to bad luck, he said. But when literally everything I want to do is magically a violation of the Constitution, thats very unfair and bad treatment.
Lashing out at the documents authors, Trump said that America is a great country, but we have maybe the worst constitution writers in the world.
Russia has much better constitution writers than we do, he said. I talked to Putin, and he said their constitution never gives him problems.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-he-has-been-treated-very-unfairly-by-people-who-wrote-constitution
elleng
(131,107 posts)NYETNYET
(213 posts)There have been so many unbelievable and ridiculous things to come out our so-called presidents mouth(s). I am talking about either or both of them. I was into the second paragraph before it hit me... Really, is this how bad it's gotten. Is this the level of stupid from the White House we expect every day? It's not just the White House. How about all the world globes being flattened in schools. How tall do the tales have to get before we stop having to take a breath to decide did they or didn't they really say that?
simguy225
(80 posts)but Borwitz is a satirist.
DesertRat
(27,995 posts)Borowitz is one of my favorites!