Kellyanne Conway Spins Great Works of Literature
By Bob Vulfov March 1, 2017
lol
“The Great Gatsby”
Regarding his tax returns, the American people clearly do not care about them, so Mr. Gatsby will not be releasing those. The New York liberal media constantly and unfairly paints Jay Gatsby as a playboy, a bootlegger, a man obsessed with some green light. What about all the philanthropy he has done? What about the wonderful gatherings he hosts for the community? What about the many other colors of lights he enjoys staring at? People love this man and they respect this man. Look at these undoctored photos of his parties—there are so many people there, more people than at any other get-together in history. Also, Mr. Gatsby has many beautiful shirts. Why doesn’t the press talk about his many beautiful shirts?
“Don Quixote”
I am offended by the media’s characterization of Don Quixote as “absent-minded” and “aimless” and “delusional.” It’s very disrespectful. I’ve worked extremely closely with Mr. Quixote. He was hugely successful in La Mancha, and he is going to bring that same success all across the country. He connects with people and communicates with them. Just look at his approval ratings among goatherds! I also resent the claim that his squire, Sancho Panza, is calling all the shots. That’s completely untrue. Don Quixote makes all of his own decisions. And, despite what the courts say, windmills will continue to be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/kellyanne-conway-spins-great-works-of-literature
= new reply since forum marked as read
