The Ivanka Trump guide to style
By Cathy Lew 11:30 A.M.
... Ive always had a keen eye for fashion trends, and Ive noticed that oddly shaped pink headgear is so popular right now. Pink headgear is popping up everywhere on the streets and Instagram feeds, even in the pages of teen magazines. I plan on putting my own Ivanka Trump pink hat into production for spring. Ill be adding some of my signature flourishes to the design that is, I would be, if I were still involved with my company, which Im most certainly not!
... For more of a vintage, feminine date-night look, I love Marie Antoinette and her aesthetic. I once studied abroad in Paris, and ever since havent been able to stop thinking about her elegant gowns.
... I always carry a handwritten copy of my recipe for banana-bran muffins so that I can change the topic of conversation at a moments notice. (Ask me about the secret ingredient!) I also never leave the house without a small bottle of my favorite fragrance, which is a signature blend of freshly cut grass from Mar-a-Lago and Old Bay seasoning from the Trump Grill ...
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