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mahatmakanejeeves

(57,574 posts) Fri Oct 27, 2017, 11:23 AM Oct 2017

Ex-congressman and felon Michael Grimm raves over the size of Trump's 'massive hands'

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I wonder if this would be more appropriately located in the Weird News forum.

Grimm is really going for broke here

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Ex-congressman and felon Michael Grimm raves over the size of Trump's 'massive hands'

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Former New York Republican Rep. Michael Grimm is looking to get back into politics after seven months in prison stemming from a tax fraud felony conviction in 2014. With Stephen Bannon aiming to oust every Republican in Congress with the exception of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), Grimm is strategically attempting to draw "a kind of cosmic bond between himself, the president, and his 'real,' 'regular,' and, 'average' supporters," who are located in New York's 11th congressional district including Staten Island and a chunk of southern Brooklyn, New York's Olivia Nuzzi writes.

And if you want to get the president on your side, Grimm has perhaps figured out the way to do it:

In this graf, Michael Grimm effusively praises the size of @realDonaldTrump's hands. Treasure from @Olivianuzzi

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/10/the-attempted-remaking-of-michael-grimm.html …

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An internal Republican memo cited by Nuzzi found that Grimm lags behind incumbent Rep. Dan Donovan (R-N.Y.) 32 percent to 48 percent. But "Grimm's immunity from the obvious attacks, combined with Donovan's weak position as the incumbent and alignment with House leadership in opposition to the Trump America First agenda, set the stage for a clear victory in a GOP primary for the true Trump candidate," the memo concludes. Read the full report at New York. Jeva Lange

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Ex-congressman and felon Michael Grimm raves over the size of Trump's 'massive hands' (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2017 OP

ha ha. So, Grimm will be running on Trump's massive hands. Oink! riversedge Oct 2017 #1

"workman's hands"? DFT has never done a day's work in his life. Thor_MN Oct 2017 #2

Does this count as giving Trump a hand-job? Aristus Oct 2017 #3

I bet Grimm was afraid Trump would break him like a little girl. Midnight Writer Oct 2017 #4

This Has To Be ... DoctorJoJo Oct 2017 #5

Great to see on a day we can use a good laugh! GOP bully Michael Grimm swooning over Trump hands. Judi Lynn Nov 2017 #6

riversedge

(70,275 posts)

1. ha ha. So, Grimm will be running on Trump's massive hands. Oink!

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Oct 27, 2017, 12:04 PM

Oct 2017

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)

2. "workman's hands"? DFT has never done a day's work in his life.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Oct 27, 2017, 12:10 PM

Oct 2017

His hands are undoubtedly soft. Any calluses would be exclusively from swinging a golf club. He would get blisters from a ground breaking ceremony taking one shovelful of potting soil.