Could a Russian Call Girl Be the Straw That Breaks This Joe Camel-Colored Presidents Back?

[orangecrush]

"Also, instead of asking for help, she’s offering to sell her story to whoever can get her out of prison. If it weren’t for this divisive administration and this backward-ass president, I would chalk up Rybka’s missive as the desperate pleas of a Russian thot, but I hate this administration so much, I am tempted to start a GoFundMe account in her honor. Oh, and then there is this:

“If we go back to Russia we will die in Russian’s prison or they will kill us,” she wrote Tuesday on her Instagram account. “Please USA help us not to die from Russians!”

"While Rybka could have the goods to sink this torturous administration’s bootleg dingy, Rybka also admits to making shit up from time to time, USA Today reports. But she has provided receipts to back up part of her story."

"Here’s how USA Today recounts bits of her memoir, Who Wants to Seduce a Billionaire?, in which she writes about galavanting with top Russian officials, a tome that’s been cited by Alexei Navalny, a Russian opposition leader and critic of Russian President Vladimir Putin":
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Navalny used Rybka’s memoir Who Wants to Seduce a Billionaire?, her social media postings and geolocation techniques to show that she spent time in August 2016 on Deripaska’s yacht off the coast of Norway. She had claimed in her book that the cruise was off the coast of Greenland.

Photos on her Instagram account, @natya_rybka.ru, showed her on the navy blue, teak-decked Elden with Deripaska. They also showed Deripaska there with Sergei Prikhodko, who’s described on the Russian government’s website as deputy prime minister of the Russian Federation.
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"So who’s going to spring to get the Russian call girl out of Thai jail? Do the Bernie bros want in on this? I’m ready to hear what else she’s got to say, and even if it’s a lie, it’s an exciting lie, not like the ones this third-grade administration tells."

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theroot.com/could-a-russian-call-girl-be-the-straw-that-breaks-this-1823391045/amp

[raging moderate]

1. Our Joe Camel President. I like it.

There is something about him reminiscent of that advertising series. I think you have struck gold with this idea.

Or am I dating myself?

[orangecrush]

2. I like it!

[raging moderate]

3. Great work, orangecrush!

Thank you!

[orangecrush]

4. Much appreciated!