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FakeNoose

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Fri Feb 16, 2024, 03:47 PM Feb 16

Today's Tiedrich rant: holy shit, Comer Fudd's star witness just got arrested for lying to the FBI



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/holy-shit-comer-fudds-star-witness

the news just keeps getting worse for Comer Fudd, the beady-eyed dipshit whose goal in life as House Oversight Chair is to impeach Joe Biden.

yesterday, Alexander Smirnov — holy fuck, now there’s a Bond Villain name if ever there was one — was merrily going about his business, traipsing through Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas, when he was surrounded by a bunch of FBI agents who were all nah bro, you’re not getting on that plane — in fact, guess who these handcuffs are for.

why does this suck for Corn Pone Jimmy? because Smirnov was Comer’s star impeachment witness, and he got nailed for inventing all the “evidence” he gave to Comer.

Smirnov, you see, is the dude who first claimed that Burisma founder Mykola Zlochevsky gave $5 million bribes to both Joe and Hunter Biden — and Smirnov supposedly had the evidence to prove it — making Smirnov ground zero for the whole impeachment story. except now it turns out that Smirnov made all that shit up and lied to the FBI about it — and it turns out the FBI really fucking hates it when you lie to them.
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This story just gets better and better. But I can't make it fit into 4 paragraphs, so please click on the link to read the rest. It's another classic Tiedrich rant! Funny, smart, and a few f-bombs thrown in.

Happy Friday, my friends!

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Today's Tiedrich rant: holy shit, Comer Fudd's star witness just got arrested for lying to the FBI (Original Post) FakeNoose Feb 16 OP
What a day! grumpyduck Feb 16 #1
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