Today's Tiedrich rant: no, you delusional dipshits, Joe Biden didn't order the FBI to "take out" Donald Trump

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Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/no-you-delusional-dipshits-joe-biden

Republicans don’t really live in America any more. no, they live in a far-off land called Upisdownistan. it’s a magical place where in is out, black is white, and an 88-count narcoleptic fart factory is God’s Own Avatar On Earth.

Upisdownistan has been buzzing this week with the news that Crooked Joe Biden ordered the DOJ and the FBI to assassinate Little Donny Fuckface — which, by the way, according to Donny’s own ace team of parking garage lawyers, is a perfectly legal thing for any president to do.

this “news” was first reported by some rando on not-twitter.

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“Tons of new unsealed filings on classified docs case—I will try to post as much as I can (there goes the workout) but this is mind-blowing. FBI authorized the use of deadly force at Mar-a-Lago.”

bizarre garden slug-screech monkey hybrid Marjorie Three Toes Greene picked up this fever-dream and amplified it to her 3.2 million followers.

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“This is grounds for impeachment of Wray and Garland. Trump and team was cooperating the entire time with the FBI. Was deadly force authorized against Biden for his docs? Were they going to shoot SS then Pres Trump, Melania, and Barron too???”

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As you can probably guess there is MUCH MORE to this story, including Xweets from Chump and other MAGA Klowns. It's another Jeff Tiedrich classic rant.

Please click on the OP link to read the rest on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."