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Nation Celebrates Full Week Without Deadly Mass Shooting!
?4495NEW YORKCheers filled the streets and American flags waved triumphantly through the air today as the nation turned out in full force to celebrate an entire week having passed since the last time a madman opened fire on innocent civilians in some kind of fatal mass shooting. We did it, folks! We banded together and managed to go seven whole days without killing our fellow Americans in a senseless murdering spree! Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano said in a speech to jubilant throngs gathered in Times Square. Yes, some people were shot this week, but not in a random, highly public, viscerally disturbing way andmost importantlynot all in one place, by one psychopath. Maybe one day we can live in a society where abominable large-scale gun violence stays out of the national headlines for a whole month even! At press time, federal authorities had issued a reminder to all Americans that a lot can happen in 24 hours, so lets not get too excited yet.
Of course it's the Onion... What isn't the onion lately, eh? Oh, and... TOO BAD THEY GOT IT WRONG!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-celebrates-full-week-without-deadly-mass-sh,29293/
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Nation Celebrates Full Week Without Deadly Mass Shooting! (Original Post)
MrMickeysMom
Aug 2012
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grasswire
(50,130 posts)1. yeah, what about the Empire State Bldg incident?
Oh, I guess some of those injuries were by police fire.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,169 posts)2. How's the Gungeon coping with this news?
Not too well, I'll bet.
madrchsod
(58,162 posts)3. not in chicago.....last night....4 dead 13 wounded
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)4. Then they update to reflect reality
So sad...well I guess that is why they call it The Onion.
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)5. "I guess that is why they call it The Onion"...
The over-riding headline that will never be is what's making me cry...
struggle4progress
(118,379 posts)6. The best guess will be about 700 died this week from gunshots
Javaman
(62,534 posts)7. Well now, that's one in a row! nt