Jeff Tiedrich - this year in stupid: 2025 -- part 1

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

as another stupid year comes to a close in America, let’s remember some of the dumbest fucking shit that happened.

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here’s a MAGA moron who could teach a master class in how not to drive. in fact, schools should show this clip in driver’s ed classes — as a cautionary tale. just check out this extensive list of don’ts.

— don’t drive recklessly on snow-covered roads.
— don’t hold your phone in one hand while driving recklessly on snow-covered roads.
— don’t sing M-A-G-A to the tune of Y-M-C-A while holding your phone in one hand while driving recklessly on snow-covered roads.
— and, for fuck’s sake, don’t announce that “God has cleared a path for us today” JUST BEFORE YOU CRASH YOUR CAR because you were singing M-A-G-A to the tune of Y-M-C-A while holding your phone in one hand while driving recklessly on snow-covered roads.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/this-year-in-stupid-2025-part-1

[Topomi]

1. Watched twice

Still laughing

[Simeon Salus]

2. God's will

Evil spirits have cursed the road making it unnaturally slimy.

There are the deplorables.

[OldBaldy1701E]

3. They were not singing anything.

They were just replacing the four letters in the chorus with other letters.

The pathetic idiots could not even come up with anything to replace the rest of the lyrics, thus allowing them to actually be singing the song.

They really are just pathetic, aren't they? Steal someone's tune and then can't even do it the courtesy of replacing more than four letters.

I am not a Christian, but one has to wonder if Yahweh didn't just nudge the car at that moment as if to say, "Okay, that's enough of that 'trying to hook me to your bullshit'!"

[drmeow]

4. I think the woman is driving nt