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eShirl

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Mon Jul 28, 2014, 01:21 PM Jul 2014

Onion: CDC announces free ice cream! Also, there's an ebola outbreak.

CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
News • Science & Technology • ISSUE 46•24 • Jun 15, 2010

ATLANTA—In a sudden, unscheduled announcement Tuesday, officials from the Centers for Disease Control revealed that they were giving away free ice cream, had enough of the frozen dessert for everyone, and that, by the way, there had also been an outbreak of the deadly Ebola virus in the United States.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/cdc-officials-announce-free-ice-cream-for-everyone,17611/


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Onion: CDC announces free ice cream! Also, there's an ebola outbreak. (Original Post) eShirl Jul 2014 OP
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