Rick Perry Retiring. Running for President in 2016?

[rdubwiley]

[Trajan]

1. Oh hell yeah ... yippie kiyay cowpoke

Please let it be true

[yesphan]

2. If he does it won't be

because he has an expectation of winning. It will be to raise a ton of money,
spend as little as possible, pocket the rest. Right Newt ? Isn't that how it works ?

[BornLooser]

3. huhuhuhuhmpblapahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Please proceed, Dumbass!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Oh, let it be so!

Making his reservations for the front seat of the 2016 GOP Clown Car? I do hope so, he's comedy gold. Bet every editorial cartoonist and late-night talk show host is just praying for this.

[tomm2thumbs]

5. the only thing he can successfully run would be water in the bath

and if he tried to run for President, he'd be taking that bath

[hamsterjill]

6. Pock! Pock!! Pock!!!

Chicken shit won't run again for Governor because he knows he would get his butt handed to him.

While I'm happy that he's not going to run again, I would have loved to have had the opportunity to see the look on his serpent eyes when someone beat him!

[DhhD]

7. He is planning on vacationing all over America on Texas Taxpayers dollars

while still in office over the next 18 months.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/03/30/10946862-perrys-campaign-cost-texas-taxpayers-twice-as-much-per-day-as-bushs-in-2000?lite

[AnneD]

8. He dropped out of the last race....

Before someone unlocked his closet door.

If he runs again, he may not be so lucky.