Rachel Maddow - State mulls ban on all marriage — no, really

[Galraedia]

[Gothmog]

1. Why does Texas not slide into the Gulf of Mexico?

Oklahoma actually makes some of Texas politicians look less insane

[AnneD]

5. Why does Texas not slide into the Gulf of Mexico....

Because Oklahoma sucks so much. Or so I was told.

[Gothmog]

6. You are correct

[Scruffy Rumbler]

2. You know....

The life forms that think up and back these intentionally hurtful laws are the ones that blame me and my ilk as the cause of natural disasters and bringing on the end of the world. In a way they are right. My mere presence, my mere relationship, why just the way I express my LOVE drives these people so far into their ickie zones that THEY will end the world just so we cannot be.
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They scare the shit out of me.

And thank you, Galraedia for this post.

[Stonepounder]

3. And won't all those Oklahomans be delighted

when they discover that no marriage means that they can't file jointly on their Federal Tax Returns, since they aren't married? Of course with no marriage there will be no divorce, so no going to court, no alimony, no court adjudication of allocation of property. What fun!

[LiberalElite]

7. plus -

all their offspring will be bastards. This is a clearly well thought-out plan.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

4. Oklahoma: The state that makes Texas and Florida look sane.

n/t

[marble falls]

10. What state lies between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia?

Alabama. Explain Wisconsin. What the Hell happened to Michigan? To Ohio?

[cntrygrl]

8. So why was my first thought, "checkmate"?

[avebury]

9. It is the only way that the can think of

of reducing the divorce rate, one of the worst in the country.