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EarlG

(21,947 posts) Fri Mar 28, 2014, 12:55 PM Mar 2014

Pic Of The Moment: Christie Is Innocent! (Says His Lawyer)

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Pic Of The Moment: Christie Is Innocent! (Says His Lawyer) (Original Post) EarlG Mar 2014 OP

"Irrelevant Nookie." LOL. Yup, that was the only new fact they managed to release. SunSeeker Mar 2014 #1

Faux ran a segment last night on this Dopers_Greed Mar 2014 #2

And Diane Sawyer was all over his "innocence" too. SoapBox Mar 2014 #12

Well, it must be true if a lawyer said it . . . tclambert Mar 2014 #3

The lawyer hired by Christie has found Christie innocent of any wrongdoing? brooklynboy49 Mar 2014 #4

All this has done is just making the screws tighter randr Mar 2014 #5

I've got his campaign slogan ready rocktivity Mar 2014 #23

LOVE the bumper sticker! NT pablo_marmol Mar 2014 #25

Well, I'm glad That's cleared up! mysuzuki2 Mar 2014 #6

I'll bet his lawyer says he likes kids and dogs and has nice table manners, too! MADem Mar 2014 #7

Nixonian Crook. nt onehandle Mar 2014 #8

+ 100 SoapBox Mar 2014 #13

If you believe Chris Christie... Portland Cyclist Mar 2014 #9

Seriously, how can this guy use tax dollars to investigate himself LynneSin Mar 2014 #10

Because he can? yellowcanine Mar 2014 #15

Christie also had nothing to do with ... aggiesal Mar 2014 #11

A particularly snarky touch was the insinuation re Kelly/Stepian yellowcanine Mar 2014 #14

Reads like a novel ... 360 pages ... of bullshit MindMover Mar 2014 #16

Hilarious, EG! AAO Mar 2014 #17

The prizes for being good, obedient journalists is... montex Mar 2014 #18

Water is Wet.. christie's lawyer's say he's innocent.. Got It. Cha Mar 2014 #19

Bridgette Kelly is a whore maindawg Mar 2014 #20

Done in by a woman scorned AND an incompetent lunatic rocktivity Mar 2014 #24

sex maindawg Mar 2014 #26

GOP-Culture of submission. Christie emerging as the triakter; for now! DhhD Mar 2014 #21

Have another donut. blkmusclmachine Mar 2014 #22

SunSeeker

(51,550 posts)

1. "Irrelevant Nookie." LOL. Yup, that was the only new fact they managed to release.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 01:07 PM

Mar 2014

And if I were Stepian and/or Kelly, I would sue Christie for invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress, not to mention wrongful termination, since they got fired for doing exactly what Christie wanted them to do.

Dopers_Greed

(2,640 posts)

2. Faux ran a segment last night on this

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 01:09 PM

Mar 2014

It had a headline like (not exact quotes) "Christie not involved in traffic scandal" according to "investigating lawyer."

Of course, no mention of the fact that the "investigating lawyer" was hired by Christie himself.

SoapBox

(18,791 posts)

12. And Diane Sawyer was all over his "innocence" too.

Reply to Dopers_Greed (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 03:25 PM

Mar 2014

Another story that SMELLS!

tclambert

(11,085 posts)

3. Well, it must be true if a lawyer said it . . .

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 01:21 PM

Mar 2014

God and the Devil were arguing over the back fence that separates Heaven and Hell ('cause that's all there is, is just a fence). And God says, "Lucifer, I've told and told you I want you cut back that ugly thorn bush of yours. Some of its branches are coming over onto my side of the fence."

Lucifer says, "Yeah, yeah, I said I'd get around to it."

God says, "I mean it this time. I want action, or else."

Lucifer says, "Or else what? You already put me in Hell."

And God says, "Or else, I'll SUE you, that's what."

And Lucifer looks the Lord God Almighty square in the eyes and says, "And just where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?"

brooklynboy49

(287 posts)

4. The lawyer hired by Christie has found Christie innocent of any wrongdoing?

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 01:29 PM

Mar 2014

Alert the media!!

randr

(12,412 posts)

5. All this has done is just making the screws tighter

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 02:18 PM

Mar 2014

If he knew he is guilty of a crime, if he did not know he is guilty of abject disregard for his responsibilities of office.

rocktivity

(44,576 posts)

23. I've got his campaign slogan ready

Reply to randr (Reply #5)

Sun Mar 30, 2014, 03:34 PM

Mar 2014

Unless being more subtle would work better:

rocktivity

pablo_marmol

(2,375 posts)

25. LOVE the bumper sticker! NT

Reply to rocktivity (Reply #23)

Sun Mar 30, 2014, 07:42 PM

Mar 2014

mysuzuki2

(3,521 posts)

6. Well, I'm glad That's cleared up!

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 02:19 PM

Mar 2014

Now we can all go back to what we were doing.

MADem

(135,425 posts)

7. I'll bet his lawyer says he likes kids and dogs and has nice table manners, too!

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 02:40 PM

Mar 2014

I wonder what people who will testify against him might say...?

onehandle

(51,122 posts)

8. Nixonian Crook. nt

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 02:58 PM

Mar 2014

SoapBox

(18,791 posts)

13. + 100

Reply to onehandle (Reply #8)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 03:26 PM

Mar 2014

Portland Cyclist

(29 posts)

9. If you believe Chris Christie...

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 02:58 PM

Mar 2014

I've got a bridge to sell you.

hehe, couldn't resist.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

10. Seriously, how can this guy use tax dollars to investigate himself

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 03:14 PM

Mar 2014

and honestly think the rest of us are going to buy into it.

What an asshole.

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

15. Because he can?

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #10)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 04:40 PM

Mar 2014

aggiesal

(8,914 posts)

11. Christie also had nothing to do with ...

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 03:18 PM

Mar 2014

Wile E. Coyote blowing up half the state of New Mexico
trying to catch the Road Runner.

I'm sure we can think of better stuff that Christie had nothing to do with happening,
and it wouldn't cost $1M.

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

14. A particularly snarky touch was the insinuation re Kelly/Stepian

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 04:39 PM

Mar 2014

Real professional of you, Randy.

MindMover

(5,016 posts)

16. Reads like a novel ... 360 pages ... of bullshit

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 07:10 PM

Mar 2014

AAO

(3,300 posts)

17. Hilarious, EG!

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 08:15 PM

Mar 2014

montex

(93 posts)

18. The prizes for being good, obedient journalists is...

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2014, 01:15 AM

Mar 2014

...A fine chunk of 9-11 World Trade Center steel, cut fresh from remains of the twisted wreckage. Because, what could be a more wholesome prize, eh Diane Sawyer?

Cha

(297,192 posts)

19. Water is Wet.. christie's lawyer's say he's innocent.. Got It.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2014, 04:12 AM

Mar 2014

thank EarlG

maindawg

(1,151 posts)

20. Bridgette Kelly is a whore

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2014, 08:04 AM

Mar 2014

I have naked pictures and everything!

rocktivity

(44,576 posts)

24. Done in by a woman scorned AND an incompetent lunatic

Reply to maindawg (Reply #20)

Sun Mar 30, 2014, 03:40 PM

Mar 2014

"As long as the slut and that crazy female canine take the fifth, this report clears me."

rocktivity

maindawg

(1,151 posts)

26. sex

Reply to rocktivity (Reply #24)

Sun Mar 30, 2014, 10:34 PM

Mar 2014

its about sex

DhhD

(4,695 posts)

21. GOP-Culture of submission. Christie emerging as the triakter; for now!

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Mar 29, 2014, 10:44 AM

Mar 2014

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_wrestling

Orthia pale (Upright and Proper Wrestling)
The object of this type of wrestling was simply to throw the opponent to the ground. Three falls constituted a loss for that opponent, and the winner was called the "triakter". The match continued without stops until one man emerged victorious.

Triakter takes down his two opponents (that work for him) in GOP style.

blkmusclmachine

(16,149 posts)

22. Have another donut.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sun Mar 30, 2014, 03:45 AM

Mar 2014

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