The Onion: GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men

[UrbScotty]

[phantom power]

1. "children raised in yacht clubs"

[geretogo]

2. He already looks like a pasty face, characterless, mind numbed GOP robot . I'm sure

he is already getting lessons on how to lie , cheat , and steal from GOP operatives in the area .

[valerief]

3. "The giant pile of garbage in the middle of the ocean makes a bid to host

the 2024 Olympics."

[UrbScotty]

5. Given how Rio's preps have been going,

that might not be the worst alternative. Just saying.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

4. "Millennials who look like they're permanently dressed for boat trips"

And they're EVERYWHERE here in Vegas.

[LloydS of New London]

6. Dear Onion,

[VWolf]

7. As always, the crawlers on these videos are hilarious

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