Jogger runs into PM David Cameron in Leeds

[Mister Nightowl]

Looks like Cameron's guards went to the same school as our Sercet Service.

[Orsino]

1. The jogger is okay.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/jogger-stable-after-brushing-against-toxic-amphibian-2014102892163

Biologist Emma Bradford said: “Cameron’s natural defence mechanism is a layer of toxin-tipped spines beneath his salmon-coloured epidermis. Unexpected contact causes them to momentarily protrude, delivering a dose of poison powerful enough to kill a bear.

“It’s a trait evolved by his toad-like ancestors in the Amazon basin, who lived in riverbank mud burrows until 15 years ago.”

Farley’s neighbour Wayne Hayes said: “He’s still numb all down his side and can see chittering needle-fanged creatures on the periphery of his vision.”