Fox claims Obama wants to ban Christmas Cookie Sprinkles

[zebonaut]

Never at a loss for a fake scandal:

I guess you might have to eat spinkles without trans fats, or is Fox "Pro Trans Fat"?????

[randys1]

1. OMG, tell me please that they are now advocating for trans fat

On April 1, the April after Obama leaves office, fox and the RNC are gonna say

"April Fools , we were only kidding, nobody can be that racist and dumb and stupid"

right? surely this has to happen, as this HAS to be a fucking joke

[tanyev]

2. Then he'll slink to the icebox and take the Whos' feast!

He'll take the Who pudding! He'll take the roast beast!

He'll clean out that icebox as quick as a flash.
He'll even take the last can of Who hash!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

3. FOX "News" - First they came for the sprinkles....

Then they told me where I had to live and work under the tyranny of oppressive government!!!

[Historic NY]

4. OMG he's taking the sprinkles out of Christmas...

[Grassy Knoll]

5. FFS.....

Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme have already stopped using trans fats.
These dumb ass's at fox probably buy underground donuts from Roger Aliles and Pig boy.

[muntrv]

6. Let the tighty righties have their trans fats. They'll die sooner.

[oldandhappy]

7. OMG

I think they have sprinkles for brains. This is their content? zowie.

[Jamaal510]

8. Wingnutese translation: "I want Pres. O

to get out of the way of me poisoning my body."

[Jack Rabbit]

9. FoxNews hates kittens

And so do right wing billionaires.

Don't they have something important to report? Like how overuse of fossil fuels is affecting the climate and how the Koch brothers buy politicians to shut down viable alternatives to fossil fuels?

[sarge43]

10. OMG, Obama has gone to the nuclear option in the war on Christmas n/t

[rbrnmw]

11. I just wish President Obama would come out in favor of..................

Oxygen
Food
Water