Dickipedia Entry: Mitch McConnell

[zebonaut]

[forest444]

1. To say nothing of his sugar daddy, Jimmy Chao.

This is what Wackypedia's James Chao entry looks like:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_S.C._Chao

This is what it used to look like, before McConnell's hired trolls "edited" it around Election Day:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=James_S.C._Chao&oldid=632044383

Can you spot the difference? (hint: chapter 2.1)

And I can't help but suspect this story was somehow connected to the enterprising Mr. Chao: https://news.vice.com/article/a-ton-of-cocaine-seen-floating-at-sea-collected-off-coast-of-belgium

[panfluteman]

2. Even This Short Little Video Didn't Include Clips of All of Mitch's Dickish Moments...

The one I remember most vividly is when he says, with a smirk on his face, that his goal is to make Obama a one term president. And that one didn't make the cut. One thing that I like about this video is how it exposes a lot of relatively unknown dickish moments of McConnel. Apparently, a dick like him has a lot of political skeletons in his past that were just buried over by the passage of time - heck, I didn't know he was in bed with Big Tobacco! And his abandonment of campaign finance reform in the wake of Citizens United is another, more recent story that should be much more widely known. I always detested the guy, and now it seems like I had this negative gut reaction to him because I was subliminally intuiting all this crap that he had been involved in - it leaves indelible stains on his political character...