"Christian" word salad, "Gay abortionists?" edition...

[Archae]

[lapfog_1]

1. first commandment?

this guy needs to study the bible some more.

I am the Lord thy God
Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
Honour thy father and thy mother
Thou shalt not murder
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour
Thou shalt not covet (neighbor's house)
Thou shalt not covet (neighbor's wife)
Thou shalt not covet (neighbor's servants, animals, or anything else)

nothing about go forth and be fruitful.

I'm not even anywhere near religious and I knew this asshat was wrong.

[Archae]

2. I describe these idiots this way...

They've been hit in the head once too often with a big family bible.

[drynberg]

3. Usually I at least smile when I play an Onion piece...what's wrong?

[meegbear]

4. As I like to say ...

"As long as homosexuals are allowed to have abortions in public schools, these things are going to happen."

Which makes about as much sense as that guy.

[El Shaman]

5. Doctor:

I wonder where he got his PHD ?? 'Cracker'-Jack box??

[daleanime]

6. No offense....

but you're pretty fuckin' fruitful.

[Moostache]

7. They are beyond hopeless.

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[panfluteman]

8. Had More Meaning and Coherence Than a Word Salad,

and I could follow the guy's argument and understand it. But that doesn't mean I agree with it. By the way - thanks for that graphic poster referencing marriage as portrayed in the Bible. Would be interesting to look it up sometime. My favorite bumper sticker regarding abortion is: If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a holy sacrament.