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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday (Original Post)
Katashi_itto
May 2015
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roguevalley
(40,656 posts)1. WTF? THEY KILLED HIS CAT TO DO THIS!
I hope I read this wrong. self awareness means full sentience. if they killed the cat to do this then the gorilla is the only sentient one in the room.
rhiannon55
(2,671 posts)3. The Onion News Network--
It's satire, thank goodness.
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)5. thank you. I guess it pays to read the
whole thing first. LOL! I feel better. You are good.
ramblin_dave
(1,546 posts)2. The Onion News Network
satire
DawgHouse
(4,019 posts)4. Poor Quigley!
"You someday. No choice."
The Onion is always entertaining!
IHateTheGOP
(1,059 posts)6. Next they will teach him religion
Next, Quigly will be turned over to evangelicals and be taught that he will rot in hell for eternity with no escape possible if he works on Sunday or wears pig skin.
LiberalLovinLug
(14,173 posts)7. The Onion is getting pretty slick
They are learning from Rupert Murdoch. With enough fake sincerity, and flashy graphics, people will believe anything!
I like how they even used a Jane Goodall look-a-like.