BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TrollBuster9090]

I don't know about you, but I'm going to spend the weekend capturing pigeons in Washington, feeding them laxatives, and then pointing them in the right direction.

[Warpy]

1. Pigeons never need laxatives, trust me on that one

Just feed them plenty of peanuts and breadcrumbs so they'll be full when they look for a perch that's not too slippery (yet).

[madamesilverspurs]

2. until then . . .

...dream a little!

[Wilms]

3. D.C. Area Pigeon Promises to ‘S*** All Over’ Cheney Statue ‘Like He S*** All Over This Country’

Pidgey said that he will make sure to “eat all the stuff” that makes him defecate “the most” in the days leading up to the unveiling of the Cheney bust.

http://nationalreport.net/d-c-area-pigeon-promises-to-s-all-over-cheney-statue-like-he-s-all-over-this-country/

[WhoIsNumberNone]

4. So Cheney will be screwing the taxpayer from beyond the grave, it seems...

They'll need ongoing additional security to keep this bust from getting vandalized. It will continue that way for many years- until everyone who remembers Dick Cheney is gone.

[iamthebandfanman]

5. Hope

somebody smashes that..
saddam Hussain statue style

[deutsey]

6. Yes, we can all hope that one fine day some lucky soul

will have the honor of toppling that hollow idol to the ground.

And there will be much rejoicing.

[deutsey]

7. This monument to his political forebear is far more fitting

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".

[japple]

8. Incredibly poor job of capturing the likeness of Biggus Dickus. That Cheney

sneer would have been more appropriate.



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[liberalnarb]

9. I'd love to go at that thing with a hammer

[zebonaut]

10. Just America honoring it's War Criminals and Liars

Except they are supposed to go to jail. But Cheney is too intimidating.

[Nitram]

11. Anyone up for a flashmob?

We'll meet at the bust with sledge hammers.