"I was elected 25 days ago and already unemployment is at a nine year low!"

[WilliamPlanke]

I thought the funniest line in the last SNL cold open was this one, Alec Baldwin (as Trumpty Dumpty):

"I was elected 25 days ago and already unemployment is at a nine year low! Millions and millions of people have health care."

That's the one that made me spit out my drink! Because you just KNOW he'll be claiming credit for things he hasn't accomplished or earned. As opposed to blaming others for his inevitable blunders.

WSF!
William

[exboyfil]

1. I thought the gasp by the

briefer when the other one said seven weeks was the funniest part. Funny in a walk past the graveyard fashion.

[WhiteTara]

2. Welcome to DU!

That was such a great skit and so true.

[progree]

3. I thought it was hilarious too. I posted it on MahatmaKaneJeeve's jobs report thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=1631141

[Skittles]

4. those hand gestures