Buh-Bye Schiller, You F-ng Goon. Don't Let The Door Knob Hit You In The...hamstring, I Guess.

[TrollBuster9090]

Donald Trump's personal, seven foot tall, hired goon Keith Schiller is leaving the White House. Schiller is a former NYPD policeman, and Donald Trump's personal thug for the last 16 years. Trump brought him to the White House with him, parachuting Schiller in over the heads of the Secret Service. A bunch of bulls#!t reasons were given, but my guess is that the real reason is the genuine, career Secret Service agents are tired of getting ordered around by a glorified mall cop.

Let's take a moment to reflect on Schiller's finest acts.

1. STEALING a protest sign away from a protester half his size in front of Trump Tower, and then PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE when he tried to get his property back.

2. Putting Univision reporter Jorge Ramos in a hammerlock, and throwing him out of Trump's press conference for having the nerve to ask Trump a question he didn't like.

And last but not least,

3. Hand delivering Trump's "You're Fired" letter to James Comey's empty office while Comey was on the other side of the country.

[Warpy]

1. He'll send the schmuck to NYC to guard his tower or something.

Anything that isolates him from his flunkies in DC is a good thing. And I think the guess about Secret Service is a good one.

Good thing Donny's as ignorant of history as he is of anything else, or he'd realize Caligula was killed by his guards when they'd had enough of his bullshit. It could happen. I wouldn't blame them. I'd want them given medals.

[PJMcK]

2. We all want Trump out

Assassination would be disastrous, though. The paroxysms would roil the country more than one can imagine. And the uncertainty of foreign reactions could be very dangerous.

Then we'd have Pence in the Oval Office and there would be deafening calls to abandon any investigations into collusion or other malfeasance by Trump and his crew. You know the GOP (and probably the MSM) would be screaming, "We have to move on for the good of the country!"

Lastly, Trump would be martyred and sanctified by his 35% base of supporters. Forget Jefferson Davis and R.E. Lee. Just imagine the monuments they'd try to erect in his honor and memory!

Let's hope Mr. Mueller and Mr. Schneiderman complete their investigations soon and deliver unequivocal evidence of the criminality of Trump's enterprises. The political solution of impeachment would be far better since the process would follow the rule book, i.e., the Constitution. Hopefully, the rest of Trump's maggots would then face indictments.

[MyOwnPeace]

3. A very well-reasoned response...........

As you say, we DO want Orange Cheat-o gone, but we must honor the Constitution and laws - we'll do it like we know he wouldn't!

[Scarsdale]

5. Yes, but

it could all be blamed on Putin, after all THAT is his preferred way of ending people's careers!!

[dalton99a]

4. Schiller is a low life thug

which is why Trump likes him