"Now watch this drive" (Puerto Rico Paper Towels Edition)

[Miles Archer]

[pwb]

1. Can't watch him, but did anyone throw them back?

He probably brought the whole crowd with him knowing him, to make it look like they love him.

[SergeStorms]

6. I made it through 13 seconds.

I couldn't stand it any more. Just looking at the back of his head sickens me. He has a lot of fucking nerve to even show his face there. His usual 2 or 3 hours of "helping out", then back on Air Farce 1, a shower, a good disinfecting, and off to Las Vegas for a "moment of silence", then probably a meeting with Wayne LaPierre to get his monthly NRA stipend.

[TrollBuster9090]

9. He has a lot of fucking nerve to even show his face there.

True. And when he DOES, all he can do is scold them for 'messing up our BUDGET' with your stupid hurricane, talk about dumbass fighter jets, and force Mayor Cruz to kiss his ass by inferring that her criticism of him was criticism of 'his people' (the first responders).

So much puking to do...so little time.

[snowybirdie]

2. Kinda

Like when I used to throw marshmallows to the monkeys at Brookfield zoo

[DRoseDARs]

5. Maybe DON'T use an analogy involving monkeys in a thread about Puerto Ricans?

I doubt you meant anything by it, but *oof* kind of an unfortunate choice of imagery.

[TrollBuster9090]

10. Why NOT use the analogy? I'm sure that's exactly how TRUMP saw it... nt

[yuiyoshida]

3. ONE WOULD TEND TO THINK...

IT WILL take far more Paper towels to clean up PR...Even if its the Quicker picker upper.

[Yonnie3]

4. Too bad they couldn't have had balloons, big red ones, no, wait, GOLD ones.

SMH

Wrong, at every level.

[Rhiannon12866]

7. He thinks it's a game show...

[TrollBuster9090]

8. Oh FFS! This isn't a nightclub, and you're not the clownish DJ throwing T-shirts to the crowd.

[George II]

11. Like a t-shirt toss at a hockey game. So divorced from reality (he's familiar with divorce).

[kacekwl]

12. Who were these people ?

They didn't look like they needed paper towels. Relief workers ? Trump staffers ? Paid clappers ?

[George II]

13. All I can think of is Art Carlson.........

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"