Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 11/1/17

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Trump's Name For His Tax Bill Is So... Trumpy

President Trump is hard at work on a bill that would rewrite the American tax code. And, apparently, most of the work is naming it.



Stephen Explains Socialism To Donald Jr. With Halloween Candy

Stephen describes economic theory in terms that Donald Trump Jr. can understand: Halloween candy.



This Knockoff Disneyland Will Enchant You

With Lionsgate Entertainment developing a theme park in the middle of Times Square, Stephen is excited to see what film and television properties-based amusement park is next!



Just Say No To Rugs, Paul Manafort

Robert Mueller's Russia probe has produced an abundance of information, of which the strangest is newly-indicted Paul Manafort's expensive rug obsession.

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1. Still laughing

Rugs, candy, comic genius!