Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/27/18

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Jared Kushner Lost His 'Top Secret' Privileges

Jared Kushner is now an out-of-the-loop in-law after his security clearance was downgraded from 'top secret' to just 'secret.'



Johnnie Walker Gets A Lady Friend: Jane Walker

No would should ever have to be a drink alone. Introducing Johnnie Walker's feminine counterpart: Jane Walker.



Profiles In Discourage: Arthur Jones, The GOP's Actual Nazi

In another edition of 'Midterms 2018: Profiles in Discourage,' Stephen introduces America to an actual Nazi representing the GOP for Illinois' 3rd Congressional District, Arthur Jones.



Delta's New Pre-Flight Safety Announcements

In response to his threatening of Delta Airlines, these flight attendants have worked Georgia's Lt. Governor Casey Cagle into their pre-flight announcements.

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1. All good clips

Was just on a Delta flight last night, so intro especially funny.
Thanks for posting.

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2. That's quite coincidental!

Hope you had a good flight! I haven't flown since shortly before 9/11. I fly when I have to, but I'm not a big fan.

And I couldn't help noticing that the audience was even more enthusiastic about his remarks than usual...