Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 3/14/18

[Rhiannon12866]

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[trusty elf]

1. At least this sh*t show of an administration provides an inexhaustible supply of comedy material.

Thanks for the laughs!

Here are some "Stormy Daniels" anagrams:

manly steroids

stormy denials

daily monsters

deny moralists

a mindless Tory

slimy as rodent

try on misdeeds

my lardiest son

ransom yields T

[Rhiannon12866]

2. That's quite a list, LOL

And I have to agree, Trump provides more material on a daily basis than any comedian can use - the issue that we've seen for Colbert and his writers is trying to keep up! Just last week the news about Trump meeting with Kim Jong-un actually broke while they were taping the show, so he had to ad lib rather than sticking to his prepared monologue - so he wouldn't be left behind!

[lordsummerisle]

3. Thanks Rhiannon n/t

[smirkymonkey]

4. "running like a well-oiled grease fire"!

ROFL!

Too funny!