Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening/Whose Boat Is This Boat? - 11/9/18

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Trump And Putin's Weekend In Paris

Donald Trump is heading to Paris this weekend for two of his favorite things: meeting with Vladimir Putin and parades.




The 69-Year-Old Man Who Identifies As 49

A 69-year-old man says he identifies as 49. He has either been drinking from the fountain of youth or, more likely, bourbon.




Two Marine Pilots Drew A Penis In The Sky

The few, the proud, the Marines Corps pilots who drew a giant penis in the sky.




Whose Boat Is This Boat?: An Animated Holiday Classic

The Late Show's best-selling book raising money for hurricane relief becomes an animated holiday classic in the Late Show's Hurricane Spectacular. 'Whose Boat Is This Boat?' is available for purchase now in exclusively in the iTunes store. All Late Show proceeds to go hurricane relief! https://itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season/whose-boat-is-this-boat-late-show-hurricane-relief/id1441682523




Get To Know Your Changing Congressional Body

Your body is about to experience some changes. Your congressional body, that is.

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1. Whoa - Naked Mole Rat Queen - Stephen Miller!

Or is that Stephenie?

(Third segment, Pilots Plotting Pense's Penises.)