"LITTLE DUFFER BOY - Parody of Little Drummer Boy" Parody Project
LYRICS TO LITTLE DUFFER BOY (Lyrics by Don Caron - Music: Czech Folksong) Come, he told them Ill build you a wall To stop the planes - it'll be five thousand feet tall Because of tunnels it will have to be deep If you believe him then you're sound asleep counting the sheep What the bleep? Then he took a stick and whacked a white ball that above all He said Ill give you all some tax relief a question comes to mind in disbelief turns out his tax break is for billionaires I have to ask you now does that seem fair pretending to care then going somewhere and golfing all that day and the next day too his skills are few "Repeal Obamacare" were his exact words Seems like a clever way to thin the herd It also frees up cash for billionaire friends a new disbursement of our dividends makes it all clear where it all ends But when you take some time to consider the source Its par for the course Sometimes I wish he would golf all day Probly wouldnt do so much damage that way except we pay a lot whenever he goes exactly what the bill is nobody knows Quite a lot you gotta suppose It puts him where few golfers are well below par hes well below par Far below par. some say sub-par