"THE GAMBLER" - Parody Don Caron
LYRICS to THE GAMBLER PARODY On a warm summers evening in July twenty-fifteen, a conman made a gamble: tried to build a wall of cards. He thought hed won the payout on the day he got elected, but then came the new players and they were not trumptards. When he reached across the table to rake in all his winnings, a voice cut though the darkness and his anger was aroused. The words came from the Speaker making his life bleaker, when she told him that a joker could not beat her full House. She said, You should not be bluffing when your deck is not a full one. Her words just made him angrier so of course he doubled down. The night got deathly quiet and the silence made him shuffle. She knew that he would blink first cause she wasnt new in town. He didnt know how to play 'em or what to say, when. Didnt read the rules cause he dont know how to read. He just wiped a booger. It was classic Dunning-Kruger. He lacks the neural networks to know he cant succeed. And every gambler knows the game cannot be won by stealing someone elses cards to claim them as your own. When your backs against the wall and youre betting on the outcome, the best that you can hope for is to just be left alone. But he thinks hes an ace player and the best that ever could be. Hes threatening to challenge her to another round. The stakes are high, but not for him. He doesnt care who gets hurt, he only wants to win. He doesnt know when to weigh in, stuck in his playpen, doesnt know he tips his hand by the way he acts. He wants to be the big guy, the strong suit at the table, but he lacks the capacity to know thats what he lacks. Doesnt know what hes sayin, who hes dismaying. Doesnt know not everyone was dealt a diamond flush. So he stacks the deck for those who do not need it. He fills his hand with wild cards. He wants to win that much. Doesnt know how to play 'em or what to say, when didnt read the rule book about the deck he stacks He will always be a loser. It is classic Dunning-Kruger. He lacks the neural networks to know thats what he lacks.