"IF YOU ONLY HAD A DOG - Parody" Parody Project (but, oh, that poor dog!)

[niyad]

LYRICS for IF YOU ONLY HAD A DOG Copyright 2019 Greg Trafidlo You might be a better leader with a Labrador retriever and not a demagogue. Take the time to walk a Yorky, ‘cause you wouldn’t be so porky if you only had a dog. If a puppy on a leash meant you’d be further from impeachment you’d change your monologue. With a Collie, you’d be calmer than your nemesis Obama if you only had a dog. We prayed they had you spayed so you might settle down; Get us off this merry-go-round. They’ll do it free . . . down at the pound. In a year from next November, we’ll be free of your distemper and drain the swamp you clogged. With a Corgi like the Queen, you just might not be so mean, if you only had a dog. You would not be just a nothin’ with your head all full of stuffin’ your heart all in a clog. And perhaps you would deserve us and even be worthy of us if you only had a dog. Perhaps you’d have some honor if you raised a Weimaraner with a better epilogue. ‘cause you just might have been nicer to Comey, Cohen, and Spicer if you only had a dog. A troubleshooter would have you neutered just to keep your feet down on the ground Why not get yourself an Afghan Hound? They might be free down at the pound. Things wouldn’t be so goofy if you were to raise a Newfy. They’re in the catalog. With a trusty Irish Setter, everything would soon be better if you only had a dog. You might be tender, even gentle and maybe sentimental not in a hazy fog. Not attacking other nations but improving our relations if you only had a dog. If only we could make you see how badly you expound, we could fix it with a Basset Hound. And once again, they’re at the pound. You might be a better leader with a Labrador Retriever, and not a demagogue. And the world would be merrier, so befriend a Boston Terrier. Please go get yourself a dog.

[Karadeniz]

1. So where's the parody? I say this is factually correct! I just don't think I'd want man's best

friend being subject to his temper tantrums.

[niyad]

2. I think about Keith Olbermann's commentary on der drumpfenfuhrer's weirdness about dogs.