Matt Gaetz Demands Prison Sentence For Woman Who Milkshaked Him

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[John Fante]

1. You'd think she was caught driving drunk 9 fucking times

the way Matt is carrying on.

Maybe he's pissed the milkshake wasn't spiked with rum?

[Haggis for Breakfast]

11. It's closer to 15.

My last duty station was NAS Pensacola. Gaetz was an arrogant little bitch then, too.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE HYPOCRISY OF REPUBLICANS.

[Thomas Hurt]

2. How about some community service and reimburse the pig for his suit dry cleaning...

and by community service I mean some folks in the diversion program come over and do yard work at her place for a month.

[RockRaven]

3. As soon as all DUI-ers receive, without exception, a jail sentence equivalent to whatever

prison sentence is in play for this lady -- indexed directly-proportionally to whatever the hazard of DUI-ing is to the purported hazard of a "milkshake-ing" -- then I'd be okay with that.

But it is not so, so I'm not, at this time.

In short: FUCK MATT "DUI" GAETZ.

[Historic NY]

4. Was it actually a milk shake?

Or something from Nunes missing cow.

[lostnfound]

5. What a wuss. A snowflake. Nt

[Mc Mike]

6. Coz he's a law and order repug, keen to punish criminal wrongdoing.

[usaf-vet]

7. Hey Gaetz FU!! you whining snowflake.

Maybe if you stop verbally assaulting others, you would gain respect, and your constituents wouldn't feel anger toward you.

Now, as to the punishment for committing a crime. That was you right who carry a phone into a restricted area jeopardize national security. It was also you who led that little stunt encouraging others to break national security protocols. So let's deal with that.

First and foremost, they should strip you of ANY security clearance you have. AND you should never be allowed to have one in the future.

Second, you should be stripped from any and all committee assignments where they might discuss sensitive classified material.

I would suggest that the leadership assign you to buildings and grounds oversite.

That should keep the rest of us safe from your transgressions after all your constituents deserve nothing less.

You are a national security risk and should be treated as one.

How is that for fair punishment for a violation of national security protocols?

[joshdawg]

9. This seems fair to me.

[William Weehours]

8. A freakin' Milkshake???

[packman]

10. I get so stressed out by Mathew

He's my congressasswipe and I hate him so much that I feel my recently healed stomach ulcer acting up. We have, finally, a respectable Dem running against him .U.S. Navy veteran Phil Ehr and pediatrician Jennifer Zimmerman of Pace are both in the running and Phil has some good bones in his resume . In addition there are several Repukes on the ticket , so hopefully this will water down Gaetz's chances (Damn, I hate Gaetz so much I may have to vote for a Repuke in this heavily red Panhandle just to get him out of office).

[Generic Other]

12. And I want to give her a medal

plus a lifetime of free milkshakes from whichever fast food outlet she chooses!