The Trailer Park Boys Explain Why Trump Said "I WANT NOTHING FROM UKRAINE" On Sept. 9th.

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If you want to know how petty crimes, organized by morons work, there's no better source than the Canadian series The Trailer Park Boys. Here they explain why Trump was shouting "I want nothing from Ukraine! I want NOTHING!" to Sondman on September 9th, almost a month after the extortion and bribery scheme had been exposed.


The Trailer Park Boys:

1. Ricky, Julian and Bubbles get their moronic henchmen, Cory and Trevor to steal gas from everybody's car; and then sell it back to them at a discount.

2. Trailer Park managers Leahy and Randy find out about the scheme, and try to buy some stolen gas while wearing a police wire.

3. Ricky, Julian and Bubbles find out about the wire, and throw Cory and Trevor under the bus by saying "That's highly illegal, Cory and Trevor! Stealin' gas is highly illegal! You shouldn't BE stealin' gas, Cory and Trevor!"

The Trump version:

1. Trump gets moronic henchmen Sondland and Giuliani to shake down Zelensky to help him cheat in the 2020 election.

2. On August 12th a whistleblower files a complaint, which gets forwarded to Bill 'Canary' Barr, and the jig is up.

3. On Sept. 9th, Sondland asks Trump directly what he wants from Ukraine. Trump suspects Sondland's wearing a wire, and starts shouting "That's HIGHLY ILLEGAL, Sondland! You shouldn't BE stealing' gas, Sondland!!"

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1. Heh. And so true.