Trump puts Giuliani in charge of his lawsuits -- HI-larious. Can't help myself.

[ancianita]

This is not for the lounge. Because this is art about politics.
And we need to lighten up because Joe. Joe's got this.
We're headed to that new world that's possible.

Well, the way I see it, it doesn't really matter
Because it don't make no sense to all those mad Manhatters
But I do believe that there must come a moment
When even the piggiest pig must get on up and move it

I got this friend named Neil, swears Nixon had a soul
But what I'd like to know is can Giuli do the stroll?

People always ask me, "What's so fucking great about dancing?"
How the fuck should I know? Yeah, even I can barely understand it
But when the music takes over, the music takes control

Here's a message to you, Rudy and you, sir, Mr. Bloomberg
And the rest of you ties-too-tight dudes
Y'all could learn a lesson, by losing inhibitions, yeah
Losing yourself in the music, losing yourself in the moment

Because we have nothing more than this very second
You can't count on the one coming after, no one's sure about the one before
So forget about it, we live here and now, dude, here and now, here and now, here and now
So get on down down down down down down down down down down down down down down

NYC is where the freaks come to be free and if I can't get my freak on see
I'm a hang up Giuliani, he can sick his lackeys on me
But you can't stop a new age dawning

So if you got hips then shake them
And if you got fears forsake them
Giuliani's got his rules but we ain't no fools, let's break them

So if you got hips then shake them
And if you got fears forsake them
Giuliani's got his rules but we don't give a shit let's break 'em

Let's break them, let's break them down
And on the way, we'll make them say, make 'em say
Everybody cut, everybody cut, everybody cut loose

Now everybody cut and shake that butt
And on the way, we'll make 'em say, make 'em say...

[OneBlueSky]

1. who better to put in charge of a fool's errand? . . . n/t

[duforsure]

2. Maybe he had to use Giuliani

Because he's broke and can't pay the ones he has, where he has Rudy compromised. Look for that other one Dershowitz to be included from being in the same possible position. trumps likely broke or close to it, and getting more desperate to find ways to con people as money generators for him to pay his debts with.