Nutter Christian Prophet Spoke to God About Trump's August Return!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

[rpannier]

1. That is about as non-specific and butt saving as you can get

Let me try:
God told me that something special is going to happen really soon. He's already decided what it's going to be. He hasn't given me a specific date or told me specifically what God has decided. But God said it's going to be special

[multigraincracker]

2. I'd like to see him hold a

rattle snage up to his face as he is a Prophet of God.

[dupagelib]

3. Haircut

He thinks it makes him look like Jesus. Look the look if you want to get into believers wallets. Ah religion, the best business in the world. They sell a product, salvation, that costs them nothing and don't get any customers returning asking for their money back.

[czarjak]

4. Jesus! If you're listening?

[lonely bird]

5. Something is up in August?

And what will the false prophet say if what is up is the indictment of Trump on tax evasion?

[Warpy]

6. Back in the bad old days of state mental health systems

with hospitals that basically housed a lot of people nbobody wanted any more, one criterion for being admitted wasn't talking to god, that was normal, it was getting answered back.

So the backwoods prophets were visited by archangels or maybe demons, but it was prophecy. It just took time to figure out who'd visited them with it.

This guy is hedging his bets so hilariously I don't know how anyone can take him seriously.

Yes, something is going to happen between now and November, a likely holocaust of disease among the true believers, both religious and political and the large overlap between the two. We're already seeing some fascist Covid denialists having their approval ratings decline slightly. Another month or two of epidemic and death might see an absolute rout.

I sincerely hope this is the case. I know what people who finally realize they've been lied to for years are like and it's not pretty.