Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/22/22

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Nothing Putin Says About Ukraine Is True | U.S. Women's Soccer Players Win Fight For Equal Pay

Ukrainians have been quick to push back on the Russian leader's false claims of cultural ownership of their country, and the 4-time World Cup champion U.S. women's soccer team won their six year fight to be paid the same as players on the men's squad.




Meanwhile... It's Twosday 2.22.22 And Stephen Is Partying Hard With A New Friend

Meanwhile... Stephen's "Meanwhile" segment for Twosday, 2.22.22, is brought to you by none other than the Number 2!




Rosetta Stone: Putin Edition

They'll have you speaking like a dictator in no time!

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1. If putin's lips are moving, it's a lie!

Haha the #2. Love it!

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2. The Opening was a pretty good one, too!

[SheltieLover]

3. Sure was!

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9. I'm guessing he's furiously rewriting his monologue for tonight!

[trusty elf]

4. One of the best jobs in the world

would be to help write jokes for Colbert!

[Rhiannon12866]

5. How do you come up with these??? That's perfect!

My only criticism would be that we all know TFG can't drive! Though I guess wrong way would be about his speed!

[Rhiannon12866]

6. And all you'd need is animators to turn this into a great Colbert Opening!

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7. Do NOT miss the John Avalon interview!

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8. Posted last night:

Stephen Colbert: Guest CNN senior political analyst John Avlon
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017714320