Jimmy Kimmel's LIVE Election Day Monologue

[TexasTowelie]

We are LIVE for the midterm elections, our audience is made up entirely of Herschel Walker’s children, at midnight we saw what scientists say will be the last Lunar Eclipse until 2025, Guillermo is decked out in the latest election fashion, a lot of people posted photos with their “I voted” stickers, Trump’s budding nemesis Governor DeSantis won his race in Florida, one of the Judges running for State Supreme Court is named Josh Groban, a farmer from Illinois named Dick Bigger Jr. who wholeheartedly endorsed a woman running for State Comptroller is in our audience, Republicans have been doing everything they can to convince their voters that the election is a fraud, we ask pedestrians how they voted on a bunch of issues that we totally made up in a new edition of #LieWitnessNews, and we get a visit from the Silver Lining Singers to try and bring some optimism in the face of bad news.

[MerryBlooms]

1. rec for Guillermo's suit!😄💕