The Purity Bear Will Cockblock You Until You’re Married

[TalkingDog]

http://jezebel.com/5877300/the-purity-bear-will-cockblock-you-until-youre-married

In spite of the fact that this could easily be parody, this video is a very real effort to promote the very real Day of Purity. On that Pure of Days, everyone focuses on their genitals for awhile, and somehow that makes them better people. Pure people.

This Purity Bear video also teaches us an important lesson about women, namely that they're usually the ones responsible for tricking men into getting turned on, and they're always demanding sex from poor, defenseless, virtuous, chaste dudes. It happened in Twilight when Bella spent like 3 books humping Edward's leg before he agreed to put out, it happened to Sir Galahad, the Chaste in that castle full of horny virgins, and it's happening here, right on this now besotted doorstep. For shame, woman. For shame, women.

[Pab Sungenis]

1. My god, the acid's kicking in again.

"You're not like the other guys."

"No, that's because I've got a magical talking stuffed bear that only I can see who whispers in my ear. And he's just as cuddly as you."

[BaldHippie]

2. Sharia Law Thing?

This is an off shoot of the good angel - devil on your shoulder iconography. Remember "Animal House". Anyway I believe it comes from Islam.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080826174713AAoTAfU

However Wikipedia, which conservative Christians hate, also lists Islam but mentions the heretical book of "The Shepard of Hermes"!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoulder_angel

Let's get Newt Gingrich and Glenn Beck on the case. Seems that the Christian right has been infiltrated by Sharia Law Muslims and Heretical Christian followers of the "Shepard of Hermes"!