TYT: Ted Nugent ready for armed revolt

[pokerfan]

"Rocker-turned-gun rights provocateur Ted Nugent is willing to say just about anything to attack President Barack Obama and his administration for what he believes is an imminent effort by the government to snatch up guns. During a recent interview, Nugent again raised the bar, invoking a Revolutionary war milestone to suggest that he and his "buddies" were prepared to fight such an effort at all costs...".* Ana Kasparian and Cenk Uygur break it down on The Young Turks.

[NYC_SKP]

1. I didn't know that Ted Nugent shit his pants to get out of active duty.

or active doodie, as the case may be.

[Ian Iam]

12. Nor did I

But, given Mr Nugent's "character," I am less than shocked.

[pokerfan]

18. From the 1977 High Times interview with Ted Nugent

Here's the 1977 High Times interview...

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered shit, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. Shit, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ‘em. Now my whole body is crusted in shit and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely anti-drug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded mother fucker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn’t know and I’m vacuuming that shit right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human shit. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was – ‘cause I was really into bein’ clean and on the ball – I made gutter swine hippies look like football payers. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You fuckin’ swine you!” Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my shit was just like ooze, man, so I shit in the cup and put it on the counter. I had shit on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin’ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin’ up. So I went home and cleaned up.

They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I’d make an incredible army man. I’d be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I’d have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin’ killers you’d ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing, you know?

http://www.thedailypage.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=52927&start=15

[Jamaal510]

20. How could he call himself "anti-drug",

but goes on to do crystal meth? And he said he was ready to "kick ass", yet deliberately faked the crazy in order to duck the draft. This interview sounds like a whole slew of contradictions.

[pokerfan]

28. Maybe he considers meth food?

[radicalliberal]

2. If he's such a great warrior, why didn't he serve in Viet Nam? Another chicken hawk, perhaps?

He's such a hypocrite. Sounds like he's morally unfit in other ways as well.

You know the old saying: "If you're gonna talk the talk, you'd better walk the walk."

If I were a Republican, I'd be embarrassed by this character. He's not a nice guy.

[Skittles]

3. repuke chickenhawk piece of SHIT

[GeorgeGist]

4. We know Ted.

Ted, would shit his pants.

[Ganja Ninja]

5. I just can't figure out what's holding Ted and his buddies back?

When are these brave patriots going to make their move already? Come on Ted stop stewing that road kill and lead those toothless hillbillies you call "buddies" to the promise land.

Oh yeah don't forget to bring an extra change of clothes and some baby wipes.

[Plucketeer]

17. Dear Ted

I voluntarily went to Vietnam. Where were you???

[Ganja Ninja]

21. Yeah Ted I volunteered back in 1971 too.

Served 4 years in the Navy - 2 years on FBM Submarines. And when I got out they sent me a notice that I had not yet registered with Selective Service. I nearly shit myself. Fortunately I was able to control my bowels and take my DD214 down and show them proudly that I served my county.

[Plucketeer]

27. Well - there ya go!

You proved yourself superior to timid Ted in that you were able to control your bowels. Ted used his weakness to insure he'd be here to rally us to revolution some 40 years later!

[jerseyjack]

6. We'd better set up armed guards at Harper's Ferry.

I hear they an arsenal there and that's where Nugent will most likely strike.

[2pooped2pop]

7. Well, Shit Pants, is the best choice to lead

the porta potty brigade.

I guess he misses the secret service and wants them to come visit him again.

[The Wizard]

8. Ted The Child Molester

will probably take the Herman Goering exit strategy. Methinks Ted has some pecker issues. But there is hope for Ted: Convulsive electric shock therapy with 50,000 volts coursing across the frontal lobes. If that doesn't work, massive doses of LSD. Or just a sound thrashing.

[Shankapotomus]

9. Okay, Ted.

You wanna fight?

[1Greensix]

10. he might be surprised

Old nutcase Ted doesn't realize that he is probably going to be one of the first assholes liberals will shoot if an armed revolt happens. Even if he continues hiding out in Arizona, there are plenty of people he has attacked over the years that are champing at the bit to shoot him. So, let him call for revolt, but don't be shocked if someone puts a bullet into him the second it happens. Her needs to stay in racist Arizona with his idiot governor.

[Michigan-Arizona]

30. I'm pretty sure it's Texas where he lives, not Arizona thank god n/t

[progressoid]

11. We need to stop giving people (?) like Nugent air time.

He needs to fade into obscurity.

[bigdarryl]

13. Give me two minutes with this COWARD!!!

And trust me that's all its going to take

[firenewt]

14. I'll be your second if needed. Back in my rock and roll days I had several chance meetings with

Ted Nugent. He reminded me of a granola bar- fruit, nuts and flakes.

[loudsue]

15. Someone needs to call his bluff on this shit. And that video needs to go viral.

I think there are a lot of people who didn't know about how he got out of Vietnam. Typical wingnut blow hard.

[Plucketeer]

19. What if???

We could get that Tiwanese animation group to do a hysterical perspective on the history of Terrible Ted? Surely that would go viral in short order!

[WhoIsNumberNone]

26. He now claims that he was lying when he admitted all that stuff

he says he said it just to fuck with the "liberal journalist".

[phantom power]

16. mental image

[2naSalit]

22. He should be in jail or dead by now

He broke his promise. I sure hope he goes away real soon. And is that a wedding ring on his hand? Yikes, I shudder to think...

[WhoIsNumberNone]

23. I think he's actually got until April or so.

I'll have to go back and check, but it was "by this time next year" that Turd promised to disappear.

[2naSalit]

24. Yikes...

I can hardly wait.

[SoapBox]

25. Well...he certainly is revolting.

Asshole AND Domestic Terrorist.

[Dawson Leery]

29. Do Child molesters want a revolution against the democratically elected

first African American President?