The most embarrassing... moments... As a waiter.

[rogerballard]

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Working at Bennigans in Flint Michigan, came out of the kitchen with some bread in my mouth, I waited on two ladies, had a great time, laughing, joking and all of a sudden I was laughing so hard a projectile of chewed bread, flew out of my mouth and landed smack dab on one the ladies foreheads..

[Kablooie]

1. I was at an extremely fancy Chinese restaurant in San Francisco once...

In a private room at the top of a sky scraper.I was on business so the company paid.
When they brought out each dish, before serving it, the waiter went around the table and held the dish out for each diner to view. When he held it out for the wife of one of our party he angled it too much and the whole Chinese noodle dish slipped into her lap.

[rogerballard]

2. and the waiters said...

No harm done, let's eat it...