"If you want a fully immersive 'postmodern design hellscape' themed dining experience I highly....."

[steve2470]

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Such a great review, I never devoted this much thought to the freaking Cheesecake Factory hahahaha

[guillaumeb]

1. Nothing about the massive caloric count of its food?

When we read that a large percentage of US citizens are clinically obese, this chain has to receive massive recognition for its contribution.

[Codeine]

6. Meh. People don't get fat from TCF.

Mostly because very few people eat there more than occasionally. People get fat from daily fast food and from the shit in their refrigerator being rammed down their throats with both hands.

[steve2470]

9. yep you nailed it

I've only eaten there twice because 1) the food isn't that special and 2) it's EXPENSIVE. Definitely not a place you go often unless you're rich or high income or just like to throw away your money.

[Canoe52]

2. on the menu - Certified Black Angus or American Style Kobe Beef -

[flotsam]

3. I guess the $5 mojitos

are to take the sting out of the $14.50 Bacon Cheeseburger?

"On second thought Fuck the food, Bring me three Mojitos!"

[hunter]

4. Plastic mugs cost more than glass, but they are less useful as weapons in brawls.

I've worked in places where that was an important consideration.

Do people brawl in the Cheesecake Factory?

[pansypoo53219]

5. same design ethic you find in mcmansion hell. for rich people who wanna buy

'taste'.

[VOX]

7. "wow uh this blew up huh"

[jmowreader]

8. Is that a restaurant or Trump's living room?

Both of them have that "suitable for holding Roman orgies" vibe going on.

[lindysalsagal]

10. Yes, but the burrito grande is so good it'll make you cry.

I avoid it because it's so good and so unhealthy.