I'm going to a Welding next week. Will this outfit be appropriate?

[Ptah]

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[PoliticAverse]

1. Depends - exactly how hot are the bride and groom ?... n/t

[LaurenG]

2. Could you get a brighter color welding helmet

Bright colors are all the rage this spring.

[CBGLuthier]

3. When and I do mean WHEN someone asks what to wear to a Gelding

I am going to bed!

[bluesbassman]

4. Pshaw. Back in my day we wore tank tops, Ray-Bans®, and those little fingerless bicycling gloves.

Disclaimer: The preceding was satire. Welding is an inherently dangerous activity and all appropriate safety clothing and equipment should be utilized.

[cherokeeprogressive]

5. The helmet's a little bland...

[Turbineguy]

6. May I suggest one of

those helmets that automatically darken when an arc is struck? It might be handy in case somebody shows up in a really white wedding dress. Expensive, but worth it!

And don't forget your welder's chipping hammer!

[rug]

7. You'll be ready when the sparks fly.

Usually twenty minutes after the open bar is set up.

[jmowreader]

8. Helmet's kinda blah...

You need one of these:



It's a real helmet.

[kentauros]

9. That's pretty brazin' of you.

[cliffordu]

11. Nice lug.

[Throckmorton]

10. Make sure your pants are not frayed.

We had a welder set himself on fire last week due to the badly frayed jeans he was wearing. He wasn't seriously hurt, but it did cause a serious "Oh Shit" moment.