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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsChristmas gift idea for somone you don't really care for that much?
Imagine opening one of these in the living room:
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tblue37
(65,340 posts)sl8
(13,760 posts)Glorfindel
(9,729 posts)n/t
sarge43
(28,941 posts)"It does that."
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,339 posts)Good luck folding it so it fits in the box again.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)It's free and intends to rampage across the moors, terrorizing peasants and annoying the gentry
Glorfindel
(9,729 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)ailsagirl
(22,896 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,339 posts)Bring on your silly gas-filled excuse of a flying carpet!
sarge43
(28,941 posts)The Carpet will fulfill its destiny
Iggo
(47,552 posts)And roaming the moors
So you better lock all
Your windows and screens.
A few years ago my wife and I purchased a vacuum packed, memory foam mattress. The instructions said to open the bag and allow the mattress to open on its own and not to force it. This could take up to 24 hrs. When the last piece of plastic wrap was cut, my wife was standing on the other side of the mattress waiting to get the plastic out of the way. The mattress apparently had not read the instructions and opened fast. My wife was pinned against the wall and screaming. I was laughing so hard I couldnt catch my breath. It was like a comedy scene with Lucy and Ethel.