Cage Match: Neil deGrasse Tyson vs Michio Kaku

[Bruce Wayne]

Two astrophysicist/popularizers enter the ring, but only one walks out alive. Who wins?

[Scuba]

1. Tyson's bigger and stronger, but all Asian guys know martial arts. No contest.

[Bruce Wayne]

2. He ain't Asian. He's from California. So he smokes pot.

Plus Tyson's from New York City, so he's probably gonna shoot everyone in a spaghetti diner.

[ohiosmith]

3. Pay per view! When can I order?

[gratuitous]

4. Harlan Ellison

Just call me Mills Lane: "I'll allow it."

[Frank Cannon]

5. NDT was the captain of his high school wrestling team.

He also wrestled in college. I'm pretty sure he knows how to open a can of whoopass.

[SteveG]

6. They both win

Come on, they are on the same team. The other team would be Brian Green and Max Tegmark. Now that would be a Tag Team match for the ages.

[hifiguy]

7. Tyson. He wrestled in high school and college.

I suspect he's a pretty strong fella.

Two of my favorite science guys!

[Bake]

8. I gotta go with Neil!

Unless Kaku pops out of the cage into a parallel universe to escape ... he is a string theorist, after all.



Bake

[JitterbugPerfume]

9. Tyson

is the winnah!